Sultry jazz singer Diana Krall recently announced that she is expecting her first child with husband Elvis Costello in December. I have to believe that Diana Krall has a congenital eye defect that warps light and makes Elvis Costello look human and not the the alien we all know him to be. That’s the only explanation I can think of for that union.

Diana Krall and husband Elvis Costello announced Sunday that they are expecting a baby due in December – just in time to mark the couple’s third wedding anniversary.

A spokesman confirmed the pregnancy, reports the Associated Press.

The London-born Costello, 51, whose songs include “Veronica,” “Pump It Up” and “Alison,” currently is touring with Allen Toussaint in support of their album, The River in Reverse. (source)

Diana Krall has always been a favorite of mine. She’s got a great voice, she’s a brilliant musician and she also happens to be smoking hot. Whenever I make sweet, sweet love to my woman on those unseasonably mild summer nights where the breeze blows the salt air in from the ocean, I usually throw in a Diana Krall CD to accompany my intensely spiritual sexual stylings. It’s really a good mix. You should see it.