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Reality show supergroup offspring Supernova didn’t make the headlines quite as planned. In fact their flaccidly hyped album, which should have been a rock icon wet dream, failed to break thorugh the Billboard Top 100 this week. Supenova. the bell tolls for thee. Jugga junn junn. Jugga junn JUNN.

Rock Star: Supernova, the latest spawn of reality guru Mark Burnett’s Rock Star franchise, had all the earmarks of a true supergroup - members from Motley Crue, Metallica and Guns N’ Roses; a high-profile personality in drummer Tommy Lee; and a predecessor in INXS, whose “Rock Star” success with lead singer, J.D. Fortune, garnered a Top 20 album and a sold-out tour. (source)

The reason Supernova didn’t flourish is simple: they bumped out ultra hot rockers Storm Large and Dilana. Those girls were smokin’ hot and both look like they could handle themselves in a fight and could get rid of a body if neceesary. Even if their music sucked, who wouldn’t pay to watch them crawl around on stage in black leather, low-cut tees and wildly colored hair singing distressed tunes of love unrequited. Hell, I’d pay to see them fight. Everyone loves a good chick fight. Rrreow.

That’s right. I’m boozin’ in Cali at 8 in the morning. Dios Mio. There’s a lot going on today so check out these links while I decide what’s worthy of stealing posting about.

Think you’re an expert on snark and popculture? Get your Ron Burgundy-isms straight here. (College Humor)

Ricky Bobby is my personal savior. Dustin has the review of Talladega Nights over at (Pajiba)

More “The Office” news and updates than you can shake a Swingline at (GMMR). (and yes, I realize that I crossed references there, but I’m just that god damn good)

Paris Hilton is crack-whore thin, but still somehow manages to be a flabby mess. With Video! (Guilty Obsession)

Dave Navarro and Jenna Jameson. Sweet! Let the porn flow.(ICYDK)

Rachel Ray at the Central Park zoo collecting dinner from the aviary. Not really. (INO)

Girls with Guns!(The Bastardly)

Kristy Swanson is pregnant with some dancer’s baby. Who cheated on his wife, or something. She’ll always be Buffy to me…(Tabloid Whore)

Recently split super-couple Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are making headlines again this week. After news that Dave Navarro had an affair with Sarah Howard, there is news today that Carmen may not have cared about the tryst and brushed it off.

As news broke of Dave Navarro’s extramarital affair with another woman, actress Sarah Howard, even more surprising were reports that his wife Carmen Electra, 34, may have known about — and not minded – the affair, which lasted from January to March. “I think Carmen figured out Dave was fooling around, but she didn’t make it an issue,” says an Electra friend. Adds another, “If she was angry, she would’ve booted him out.” (At presstime, Navarro and Electra still shared their Beverly Hills home.)

Howard and Navarro, 39, met in January at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, where he approached the actress at a poker event. “They hung out that night and hooked up,” a source close to Howard tells Us.(source)

I always thought that Carmen and Dave made great couple. She’s a ridiculously hot model, he’s an effeminate rocker who plays guitar like he raped the devil and ate his brain. Perfect match, right? My only problem is that how can you trust a woman who had sex with Dennis Rodman and will let you bang other women? You can’t. Carmen Electra is a demon. And I have no problem with that.