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Danielle Lloyd threw a ‘Pimps N’ Tarts’ party this week in Essex, UK, which why she is dressed like this and walking with Huggybear. If your British is rusty, a tart is a good ole fashioned ho here in these United States. If you’re wondering who Danielle Lloyd is, well she’s one of those British chicks who’s famous for being hot and naked a lot. Which is why she gets top billing today. I wonder if that dude is her boyfriend, or if she’s just so racist that she figured she needed to get a black guy to play the pimp. I’m not saying that all pimps are black guys, I’m just saying, bitch better not be talkin’ back.

Danielle Lloyd, ladies and gentleman. In a bikini at a beach in California. I have no idea who this chick is.

Okay. Back from 20 seconds of research in my top secret lab.

Apparently, she’s famous for being on a show called Celebrity Big Brother, where she showed her tits and made racist remarks to some other chick who wouldn’t show her tits. I’m not really up on the reality tv, but that’s kind of a requisite action isn’t it? Anyway, I think the celebrity part came from her being Miss Great Britain, then having her title taken away, for , you guessed it, showing her tits; this time in Playboy. Moral of the story? Marry a soccer player in England and you become a princess. Wikipedia says so and they wrote the bible.

• Britney Spears is a spoiled bitch. I wouldn’t give her my clothes. (Jordan)
• Scientology orgy. (SeriouslyOMG)
• Nicole Ritchie is a fat fatty and she’s pregnant. (DS)
• Amanda Beard promotes her lame Playboy shoot.(Bastardly)
• Beyonce wearing a bikini. (Bumpshack)
• Jessica Simpson is fucking hot again. Praise Jesus. Or bulimia. (DH)
• Rosie says something about something. (Evil Beet)
• Julia Roberts had a boy. Her brother is still creepy. (Celebrity Smack)
• Jessica Alba may be a whore. So? (Tasteful Society)
• Fergie does something or other. (Gabsmash)
• Some taint for that ass. (Celebutaint)
• Attu sees naked people. (Attu)

Danielle giving it her nude best images here.