NSFW – Fatback Media

Afternoon links! It’s Monday and the week already sucks. Stop working and kill the rest of the day reading internet gold.

Hayden Panittierre is still jailbait, so that makes you a dirty perv. (The Bastardly)

Fergie’s song London Bridge is apparently a reference to a group sex position. I wonder if she’s heard of Rodeo style? (Yeeeah)

Christina Aguilera in October JANE. How long till I post these myself? (INO)

Reese Witherspoon + Cake = Super yummy. (Smart)

For the ladies. LOST and Sawyer are returning in nine days. The square root of 9 is 3, which is a prime number. LOST comes on at 9, which is PRIMEtime. Coincidence? Huh? HUH? Math rulez. (Bumpshack)

Jesus H Martinez! See the MySpace showdown between JM and some DJ who may be gay. His text siggy is 2 turntables and a mixer. CLEVER! (DrunkenStepfather)

Steven Tyler has Hepatits C. Which is just slightly classier than Hepatitis B. (Gossip or truth)

It’s Spankin’ Free Music Week at MTV. Head over and check out all the new goodness. (MTV)

So my super-secret sexy source in NYC sent me some promo photos of Jessica Alba who  hosted the MTV Movie Awards which airs tomorrow night. Although I would have preferred some bikini pictures of Jessica Alba holding that Popcorn Trophy in my pool, it turns out that they never ask me before they do these photo shoots. Eye of the beholder , baby. Here are some more promo shots of Jessica and some of the show including Christina Aguilera, who performed her new song “Ain’t No other Man”. Grammar notwithstanding, this song again proves why Christina Aguilera is known as a singer and Britney and Jessica are “entertainers”.

Here’s a video from the MTV Movie Awards Show of jessica Kicking some Paparazzi ass.
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