Petra Nemcova was the main attraction at the her charity event for Helping Hearts Fund which supports underprivileged kids in Asia. The fund raiser which was held at the Gramercy Park Hotel, was packed with supporters and some A-List stars like Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones, whose mere presence apparently saves children all over the world.

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones literally did one lap around the rooftop and posed for a quick a photo-op with Nemcova before leaving less than five minutes after arriving. Radar later asked Nemcova how much Douglas and Jones donated to her charity: “Oh, their presence here is enough of a donation,” said the tactful beauty. So does that mean they didn’t pony up any cash? “No, they didn’t make an actual donation.” (source)

In their defense, they report that they did not realize that it was a fund raiser and besides they probably have charities that they give to in private. Like me. I support single moms by getting my hair cut at Great Clips or Hair Cuttery. I also support child hunger by getting extra lap dances from strippers who I can tell are still lactating. Think globally. Act locally.

More Petra because Michael Douglass see through makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

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