NSFW – Fatback Media

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. David Hasselhoff, who played Michael Knight in the popular 80s series Knight Rider, recently stated KITT, the talking computer controlled Trans Am, was gay.

Everybody’s favorite 1980s TV car had a secret of his own that hasn’t been publicly revealed until now. David Hasselhoff…recently exposed the truth and revealed to a number of stunned fans in Ireland that his talking “Knight Rider” car was gay.

The actor – who is in Britain promoting his autobiography, a movie and a new single – shocked students when he came out with the comment about Kitt during an appearance at Trinity College in Dublin.

He said, “We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on ‘Knight Rider.’ Kitt was constantly asking, ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.” (source)

Oh sure, it was the car that was gay. Not the guy wearing the leather pants, driving gloves and mirror sunglasses. I have seen bathhouse gay orgy goatse porn that is less gay that Michael Knight talking to his goddamn watch, wearing a silk shirt buttoned down to there with parachute pants. Even my gay friends are like, “what a huge fag“. And when he starts singing. OMG. The only thing that could make a singing episode of Knight Rider any gayer would be playing it in the background of a gay porn movie. That said, I’m off to watch my Season One Magnum PI DVD’s. He’s manly!

It’s Friday. And that’s a half day for me. I’m setting the traps for lunch. Check these tasty links.

A statue of Hilary Clinton with big-ass tit-tays. Don’t click the link if you have a weak stomach. (Tabloid Whore)

Cameron Diaz and her fug sister fug about in a fuggy manner. FUG! (Bricks and Stones)

Season 3 The Office news and spoilers from the chcik with the inside scoop. (GMMR)

Victoria Silvstedt is engaging in manual stimulation (Yeeeah)

Carmen Electra is NOT dating Jamie Foxx. Because she is too busy pleasuring me. (I’m not obsessed)

Giselle Bundchen has an ass that would fit in the palm of your hand. (ICYDK)

Miss Universe kung fu style throw down. (The Bastardly)

Recently split super-couple Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are making headlines again this week. After news that Dave Navarro had an affair with Sarah Howard, there is news today that Carmen may not have cared about the tryst and brushed it off.

As news broke of Dave Navarro’s extramarital affair with another woman, actress Sarah Howard, even more surprising were reports that his wife Carmen Electra, 34, may have known about — and not minded – the affair, which lasted from January to March. “I think Carmen figured out Dave was fooling around, but she didn’t make it an issue,” says an Electra friend. Adds another, “If she was angry, she would’ve booted him out.” (At presstime, Navarro and Electra still shared their Beverly Hills home.)

Howard and Navarro, 39, met in January at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, where he approached the actress at a poker event. “They hung out that night and hooked up,” a source close to Howard tells Us.(source)

I always thought that Carmen and Dave made great couple. She’s a ridiculously hot model, he’s an effeminate rocker who plays guitar like he raped the devil and ate his brain. Perfect match, right? My only problem is that how can you trust a woman who had sex with Dennis Rodman and will let you bang other women? You can’t. Carmen Electra is a demon. And I have no problem with that.