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Carmen Electra Crazy Nude

Fatback — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:16:22 +0000

This is Carmen Electra, nude of course. I love a chick who is fucking dying to be naked all the time. It makes life much simpler. So when you’re in church and you want a handjob it’s all good because Carmen’s already got her top off by the time the first hymn is sung. What I’m trying to say is: stay in school kids. And make sure to take your top off a lot ladies. That’s how we judge success in our society.

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Carmen Electra is Nude and Sandy

Fatback — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:07:57 +0000

This is Carmen Electra, nude and sandy, like all hot chicks with great racks should be. That may sound sexist, but it’s not. When Jesus made the universe he gave chicks nice tits for a reason. To show them off at the beach wearing nothing but a kelp necklace. More Carmen Electra nude at the beach.

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Carmen Electra has a huge fashion sense

Fatback — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:51:50 +0000

Here’s Carmen Electra in New York for fashion week with 94% of her tits showing – which is 11% less than I would like to see. Also, I am apparently awesome at math. The reason I love girls like Carmen Electra is that they can do all the things slutty girls do but never get called slutty. Somehow they make it classy to be naked and sleep around with weirdos. It’s almost like being a dude, except one thing: nobody wants to motorboat a dude‘s rack. True story.

Links if you made it this far.

Lisa Rinna grabs her rack. I would too, but I’m on probation. (Drunken Stepfather)
Cute College Girl of the week: Kaylan from StoneyBrook. (College Humor)
Vanessa Hudgens might be the Girls Gone Wild ~~whore~~ hottie (Bumpshack)
Jennifer Ellison in a bikini. (Jordan)
Pamela Anderson and Kanye West did something somewhere (Bastardly)
More Vanessa Hudgens photos (Notorious)
Jessica Alba is a trooper. And she has a nice ass. (City rag)
Shoot ‘em up won’t help you solve Fermat’s last theorum, but it will give an action boner that won’t quit. (Pajiba)
Celebrity look-a-likes. (Allie)

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Carmen Electra is a scientist

Fatback — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:02:20 +0000

Carmen Electra is speaking out about her split from husband Dave Navarro. She reports that she is doing great and that she still talks to Dave on the phone every day.

[She] tells In Touch she’s “in a good place” now, according to the magazine. The 34-year-old was in good spirits at the Ken Pavés Salon opening in LA on October 1.”I’m doing really good,” she told In Touch Weekly at the event.

And while the split from Dave, 39, was painful, she says she’s learned a lot. “I feel like I’ve grown so much in the past few months, spiritually and as a person.” As for the single life, Carmen says that she is “enjoying time alone and with the girls.”

As for how she’s a sexy scientist…

“I’m really into quantum physics. Some of my friends are into it, some of them aren’t, so I’m trying to get them excited about discovering all these interesting things about thoughts and the power of thoughts. It gives me chills thinking about it. It’s fun.”(source)

Man that is so hot. A beautiful woman who’s naked most of the time who’s into science really gets my beaker boiling if you know what I mean. Wait. Did she say the power of thoughts? I’m 1100% sure that quantum physics is exactly not the power of thoughts. There’s huge difference between working out a triple integral equation with polar coordinates and sitting around in lingerie with your girlfriends pillow fighting and thinking thoughts. Although, when I finish my teleporter I will combine the two and the world will be mine! MWAH HA HA! This is Carmen in Flaunt Magazine. If you look really close you can see her tattoo of Schrödinger’s equation. That’s science, baby!

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Knight Rider’s “KITT” is Gay

Fatback — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 16:41:39 +0000

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. David Hasselhoff, who played Michael Knight in the popular 80s series Knight Rider, recently stated KITT, the talking computer controlled Trans Am, was gay.

Everybody’s favorite 1980s TV car had a secret of his own that hasn’t been publicly revealed until now. David Hasselhoff…recently exposed the truth and revealed to a number of stunned fans in Ireland that his talking “Knight Rider” car was gay.

The actor – who is in Britain promoting his autobiography, a movie and a new single – shocked students when he came out with the comment about Kitt during an appearance at Trinity College in Dublin.

He said, “We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on ‘Knight Rider.’ Kitt was constantly asking, ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.” (source)

Oh sure, it was the car that was gay. Not the guy wearing the leather pants, driving gloves and mirror sunglasses. I have seen bathhouse gay orgy goatse porn that is less gay that Michael Knight talking to his goddamn watch, wearing a silk shirt buttoned down to there with parachute pants. Even my gay friends are like, “what a huge fag“. And when he starts singing. OMG. The only thing that could make a singing episode of Knight Rider any gayer would be playing it in the background of a gay porn movie. That said, I’m off to watch my Season One Magnum PI DVD’s. He’s manly!

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