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This is Carmen Electra, nude and sandy, like all hot chicks with great racks should be. That may sound sexist, but it’s not. When Jesus made the universe he gave chicks nice tits for a reason. To show them off at the beach wearing nothing but a kelp necklace. More Carmen Electra nude at the beach.

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Here’s Carmen Electra in New York for fashion week with 94% of her tits showing - which is 11% less than I would like to see. Also, I am apparently awesome at math. The reason I love girls like Carmen Electra is that they can do all the things slutty girls do but never get called slutty. Somehow they make it classy to be naked and sleep around with weirdos. It’s almost like being a dude, except one thing: nobody wants to motorboat  a dude’s rack.  True story.

Links if you made it this far.

• Lisa Rinna grabs her rack. I would too, but I’m on probation. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Cute College Girl of the week: Kaylan from StoneyBrook. (College Humor)
• Vanessa Hudgens might be the Girls Gone Wild whore hottie (Bumpshack)
• Jennifer Ellison in a bikini. (Jordan)
• Pamela Anderson and Kanye West did something somewhere (Bastardly)
• More Vanessa Hudgens photos (Notorious)
• Jessica Alba is a trooper. And she has a nice ass. (City rag)
• Shoot ‘em up won’t help you solve Fermat’s last theorum, but it will give an action boner that won’t quit. (Pajiba)
• Celebrity look-a-likes. (Allie)

Carmen Electra is speaking out about her split from husband Dave Navarro. She reports that she is doing great and that she still talks to Dave on the phone every day.

[She] tells In Touch she’s “in a good place” now, according to the magazine. The 34-year-old was in good spirits at the Ken Pavés Salon opening in LA on October 1.”I’m doing really good,” she told In Touch Weekly at the event.

And while the split from Dave, 39, was painful, she says she’s learned a lot. “I feel like I’ve grown so much in the past few months, spiritually and as a person.” As for the single life, Carmen says that she is “enjoying time alone and with the girls.”

As for how she’s a sexy scientist…

“I’m really into quantum physics. Some of my friends are into it, some of them aren’t, so I’m trying to get them excited about discovering all these interesting things about thoughts and the power of thoughts. It gives me chills thinking about it. It’s fun.”(source)

Man that is so hot. A beautiful woman who’s naked most of the time who’s into science really gets my beaker boiling if you know what I mean. Wait. Did she say the power of thoughts? I’m 1100% sure that quantum physics is exactly not the power of thoughts. There’s huge difference between working out a triple integral equation with polar coordinates and sitting around in lingerie with your girlfriends pillow fighting and thinking thoughts. Although, when I finish my teleporter I will combine the two and the world will be mine! MWAH HA HA! This is Carmen in Flaunt Magazine. If you look really close you can see her tattoo of Schrödinger’s equation. That’s science, baby!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. David Hasselhoff, who played Michael Knight in the popular 80s series Knight Rider, recently stated KITT, the talking computer controlled Trans Am, was gay.

Everybody’s favorite 1980s TV car had a secret of his own that hasn’t been publicly revealed until now. David Hasselhoff…recently exposed the truth and revealed to a number of stunned fans in Ireland that his talking “Knight Rider” car was gay.

The actor - who is in Britain promoting his autobiography, a movie and a new single - shocked students when he came out with the comment about Kitt during an appearance at Trinity College in Dublin.

He said, “We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on ‘Knight Rider.’ Kitt was constantly asking, ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.” (source)

Oh sure, it was the car that was gay. Not the guy wearing the leather pants, driving gloves and mirror sunglasses. I have seen bathhouse gay orgy goatse porn that is less gay that Michael Knight talking to his goddamn watch, wearing a silk shirt buttoned down to there with parachute pants. Even my gay friends are like, “what a huge fag“. And when he starts singing. OMG. The only thing that could make a singing episode of Knight Rider any gayer would be playing it in the background of a gay porn movie. That said, I’m off to watch my Season One Magnum PI DVD’s. He’s manly!

It’s Friday. And that’s a half day for me. I’m setting the traps for lunch. Check these tasty links.

A statue of Hilary Clinton with big-ass tit-tays. Don’t click the link if you have a weak stomach. (Tabloid Whore)

Cameron Diaz and her fug sister fug about in a fuggy manner. FUG! (Bricks and Stones)

Season 3 The Office news and spoilers from the chcik with the inside scoop. (GMMR)

Victoria Silvstedt is engaging in manual stimulation (Yeeeah)

Carmen Electra is NOT dating Jamie Foxx. Because she is too busy pleasuring me. (I’m not obsessed)

Giselle Bundchen has an ass that would fit in the palm of your hand. (ICYDK)

Miss Universe kung fu style throw down. (The Bastardly)

Recently split super-couple Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are making headlines again this week. After news that Dave Navarro had an affair with Sarah Howard, there is news today that Carmen may not have cared about the tryst and brushed it off.

As news broke of Dave Navarro’s extramarital affair with another woman, actress Sarah Howard, even more surprising were reports that his wife Carmen Electra, 34, may have known about — and not minded – the affair, which lasted from January to March. “I think Carmen figured out Dave was fooling around, but she didn’t make it an issue,” says an Electra friend. Adds another, “If she was angry, she would’ve booted him out.” (At presstime, Navarro and Electra still shared their Beverly Hills home.)

Howard and Navarro, 39, met in January at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, where he approached the actress at a poker event. “They hung out that night and hooked up,” a source close to Howard tells Us.(source)

I always thought that Carmen and Dave made great couple. She’s a ridiculously hot model, he’s an effeminate rocker who plays guitar like he raped the devil and ate his brain. Perfect match, right? My only problem is that how can you trust a woman who had sex with Dennis Rodman and will let you bang other women? You can’t. Carmen Electra is a demon. And I have no problem with that.