This is an old school naked shoot of Brook Burke and a very, very, extremely lucky motherfucker. The shoot is a few years old and Brooke is 100% naked in these. I’m pretty sure that I would be a terrible male model. Because my heart is just too big. It’s sad really.

Copulation update! Vigilant reader, Joe sent me that last picture down there of Brooke Burke full-on getting nailed by this guy. Or simulating it. How the hell should I know. What am I, Dr. Ruth. PS. one those shots has some kitty in it.

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A rumor is making its rounds right now that the winner of Rockstar Supernova has already been chosen and the show is merely a formality. Columnist Janet Charlton revealed earlier this week that Tommy Lee and the Supernova gang had chosen Lukkas Rossi. Dave Navarro had this to say on his blog.

Damn there are some funny rumors around regarding the show. First of all, I don’t know who Janet Charlton is, but I do know who she isn’t. She aint no Perez Hilton, that’s for sure. At least with Perez, you get humor and the rumors are at least based in SOME fact. He leaves it up to the reader to do the dance between the two. As for Janet, she just kind of sees what sticks. Well, with Rockstar, she doesn’t have a clue as to what she is talking about. If she has an inside source… Name it! Come on! I dare you! Name it! If you don’t know what I am talking about… She has claimed that she knows who the winner is. Trust me… Nobody knows until it’s over.(source)

Supernova confuses me. I like the show and I watch it every week (mostly to lick the screen when Storm Large is singing), but it just seems too contrived. If I were looking for a singer for my LA rock band, I would just go to a mental hospital and grab the orderly who rapes the coma patients and sell their pills. Or go to a strip club and grab the girl with the bloody nose who cries when she gives lap dances. That’s because I’m a rocker, baby. I live every day to rock out with my cock out, hard core style as an evil doer in the service of Satan’s angels. Unicorns must die. Here are some NSFW Brook Burke pics since you’ve already seen the naked Storm Large pics.

UPDATE: So as of tonight Lukkas is the Rockstar Supernova winner. I guess I was right. And by that I mean, look at Brook Burke naked!

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