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Britney Spears showed up for court yesterday wearing the same clothes she had on the day before and still sporting the British accent. Cheerio!

Accompanied by Sam Lutfi, the poptard, who was furiously biting her nails, sported the same jeans, boots and $475 L.A.M.B. handbag she was seen in yesterday at Petco. When she arrived at Mark Vincent Kaplan’s office, a braless Britney pulled down the neck of her shirt to expose her shoulders and addressed photographers in a British accent. (source)

So, instead of putting on a suit and showing up for court prepared to fight for her children, Britney showed doing the the walk-of-shame with freshly fucked hair, no bra and her panties in her pocket. If I was the judge I wouldn’t let her have custody of a six piece Chicken McNugget meal, although that might get a little more attention than her kids.

In a surprise move (that surprises no one) , a judge took away Britney’s visitation rights to her children. This comes after weeks of no-shows, missed court appearances and bizarre behavior:

Britney Spears still may not visit her children, a court commissioner ruled Monday, following a custody hearing the pop singer missed.

Kevin Federline, who testified at the session, maintains sole legal and physical custody of their two sons Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, “indefinitely,” a court spokesman says. (source)

Finally a judge with some balls. Although, feeling relieved that Kevin Federline has sole custody of too small children is kind of like feeling relieved that the hooker you accidentally killed didn’t have syphilis.

 

Britney Spears has (so far) failed to show up for yet another court appearance, for which she was duly subpoenaed, to discuss the custody of her two children. Kevin Federline, showed up 30 minutes early wearing a suit. Perhaps Britney feels like our yankee, redbricker American laws don’t apply to her because she’s from East London all of a sudden. Oi, ‘nutha pint o’ lager, Mary.

Shortly after 9 a.m. (the hearing was scheduled to begin at 9:30), Federline appeared, wearing a blue pinstripe suit and looking confident and upbeat.

As the hearing time passed, Spears, 26, remained at home. A source said she had “no plans” to attend the session. Another source said she had been “strongly advised” by her legal team to attend the hearing, adding that the singer was told that “her attendance is important.” (source)

It’s pretty much a sure bet she’ll lose her kids, but I think we all saw that coming. Britney is a selfish bitch who hates her kids and she’s the worst mom ever. She makes Susan Smith look like Mother Theresa. At least Susan Smith blamed it on getting long shanked by black dude when she drove her kids into the lake. Racism sucks!

Britney Spears and photographer Adnan Ghalib got married in Mexico like a couple of refugees according to reports. Since I don’t care enough about any of this to any background research, I proclaim it to be the truth.  Us Weekly had this:

According to a newspaper in Ensenada, Mexico, El Vigia, the pop star, 26 and her married beau, 35, arrived at the Rosarito Beach Hotel at about 3 p.m. yesterday in a Black Escalade.

What should surprise no one is that the multi-millionaire pop star went of a shopping spree.

During their stay at the hotel, Spears and Ghalib hit up its souvenir shop — where they spent $60 on a fake Gucci handbag, another orange bag and a rosary for Ghalib.

To her credit, she probably thought they were saying greasy hamburger and not  Gucci handbag, which is why $60 seemed cool. Britney was quoted as saying,”These people sure are brown. I cain’t understand a thing they say, but they’re so cute! Can I buy one? Canna? Canna?”