Super hot and new MILF, Bridget Moynahan is on the cover of the new OK! Magazine with her 5 week old son; whose dad is Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady. Tom Brady and Bridget broke up when she was first pregnant and now he’s dating Giselle Bundchen.

After a stormy winter, Bridget Moynahan finally had a reason to smile this summer — she gave birth to her first child, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, on Aug. 22 and the new mom proudly shows off her brown-haired, brown-eyed bundle of joy in OK! this week. (source)

Besides having the most Cape -Cod Irish name in history, the kid is either a genetic miracle or a demon. He’s 5 weeks old. That means just over a month ago he was swimming in placenta and now he’s got a full head of hair and he’s 3 feet tall with Barney Rubble fists and a giant head. He looks like he’s trying to eat the photographer in this picture. I hear he can beat the pass rush of the Baltimore Ravens wearing Huggies Pull-ups. That shit’s not easy.

While Tom Brady gallivants around Israel on his way to becoming a dead-beat dad, Bridget Moynahan, future MILF, is busy being the hottest pregnant chick I’ve ever seen. She’s 5 months pregnant and she looks like she’s ready to run a marathon. Even Martha Stewart was hitting on her this week when she appeared on her show.

“Now wouldn’t you like to look like that?” Stewart asked her studio audience while taping an interview with Moynahan set to air on Monday. “What month are you in?”

“This week [it'll be] five months,” said the Six Degrees actress, 35, who announced in February that she’s expecting her first child with her ex-boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

“Five months pregnant!” Stewart said. “Are you excited about being a mom?”

“I am. I’m a little nervous, ’cause I haven’t done it before,” said Moynahan. “But, you know, I have little nephews, and it’s always nice to spend time with them, especially around the holidays.” (source)

I don’t usually date pregnant chicks, because by the time they tell me, I’m out of state with a new mustache, dyed hair and a sweet accent. My millions protected again! I would, however, consider a night out with Bridget. Dinner, candle light, some mood music, her sobbing uncontrollably during sex about Tom Brady and how her baby needs a father. It would be awesome for my self esteem. I need hugs, ladies.

Looks like half the internet is down today kids. Or at least all the blogs I read anyway. We’ve even had a hiccup or two on our grid, but I rappelled into the server banks and silently dispatched the cyber-terrorist network with only 1 second left on the bomb. I was back in time to post and have a 3 dirty martini lunch, too. Read the lines. Click the links. Can’t stop the signal.

• White girl gangsta bitch, keepin’ it real. (BWE)
• K-Fed and Brit-Mom rally to save Brit-666. (Bumpshack)
• March Madness means more college girl boobies. (CH)
• Naomi Campbell mops floors. She better get the bathroom too. (Gossip or Truth)
• Brooke Hogan is a gangsta bitch. Better not get outta pocket, ho. (Jordan)
• Tom Brady still dating Giselle. Bridget Moynahan still knocked up. (Holly Scoop)

Just so you don’t get bored here’s a newly redheaded Lindsay Lohan fresh out of rehab and apparently ready to entertain you with an assortment of songs and magic.

Heather Graham + lesbian scene with Bridget Moynahan = OMG. Heather and Bridget Moynahan play lesbians the upcoming movie “Gray Matters�.

The stunning actress is to portray a woman, Gray, who discovers she is gay after falling in love with her brother’s girlfriend. Heather’s same-sex love interest, Charlie, will be played by the beautiful Bridget Moynahan, who appeared alongside Will Smith in sci-fi thriller ‘I, Robot’. Heather said: “It’s sort of a romantic comedy. I realise I’m gay and come out of the closet.� The 36-year-old blonde star shares a number of passionate scenes with Bridget in the movie but insists she is “comfortable� getting steamy with another woman. (source)

I always seem to picture Heather Graham as Rollergirl in Boogie Nights. And Mark Wahlberg will always be Dirk Diggler. And I will always be disillusioned as to the size of a man’s penis. And by disillusioned I mean really fucking disappointed. Thanks, Marky Mark. Anyway, I’m glad to see Heather’s coming back, lesbian style. Of course, Heather could perform at a Mexican donkey show and I’d still find her outrageously hot. Don’t judge me.

Heather at the SAG Awards.