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Angelina Jolie recently said that watching Brad Pitt with their children has given her emotions she’s never felt before and says that she was “blown away” by how well Brad has taken to fatherhood.

Angelina – who adopted Maddox and Zahara before she started dating the actor – said: “Brad has been an incredibly supportive and caring man and a great father. It means a lot to me to have him in my life and to be there for our children because I was prepared and even resigned to raise them alone.”You can’t know how good a father a man will be without actually seeing him in that role. But Brad is so good with Mad, and they’ve bonded in such a beautiful way that it almost makes me cry – and I never cry.” (source)

So.. she’s dead inside. That reminds me a lot of my mom except for the big tits, super hotness, and wanting to sleep her with part.

Links because you’re dead inside like me.

• More nude Kim Kardashian in Playboy. Armenian tits, huzzah. (Crave)
• Sam Raimi talks Spider Man (Gutter Bleed)
• Megan Fox needs to get real and start dating me. (Bastardly)
• Britney runs red lights because she hates children (Yeeeah)
• Some slutty chick from The Hills broke up with some dude from The Hills. (IBBB)
• Britney failed her drug test because she loves drugs. (Evil Beet)
• Writers of all the good shows are on strike because they hate being poor. (GoT)
• Alicia Keyes needs to rethink her MySpace password. (Glitterati)
• Calendar of whores. (Jordan)
• Lindsay Lohan upskirt because she hates herself. (Drunken Stepfather)

Last night on the CMA’s Kellie Pickler broke down and cried like a little girl during a song she wrote about her deadbeat mother who apparently abandoned her when Kellie was 2. Why was I watching the CMA’s is anybody’s guess.

Oh, I hear the weather’s nice in California,” the former American Idol finalist sang at the end of the song, as the tears began to fall down her cheeks. “And just in case you’re wondering about me/ From now on I won’t be in Carolina/ Your little girl is off to Tennessee.”

Pickler’s mother, Cynthia Malone, has said that she was forced to leave her child because of an abusive relationship with her then-husband. “I knew God had to have a purpose for [Kellie] because there was too many times I would have miscarried because of all the hitting and beating on my stomach,” Malone told the Charlotte Observer in July. (source)

Leave it to a red neck whore to blame her troubles on the 2 year old kid she left in the pickled egg aisle at Piggly Wiggly so she could take off with her “real cowboy”. Horton sat on his egg the whole time, bitch. We know know this ends. The amazing thing about this sad story is that Kellie has a huge rack so once I put the CMA’s on mute and pulled my pants down the whole scene played out a lot better. I’m pretty sure those were tears of joy. And amazement!

Nancy O’Dell is filler because I just moved back down south and I can’t get find a good broadband connection to save my life. So instead of the hottest news and celebrity gossip, you get Nancy O’Dell and her giant Myrtle Beach boobies.

Myrtle Beach has all the charm of the Jersey Shore bottled up in a rusty hypodermic needle left dangling from a dead red neck hooker’s arm as the waves gently lap against her airbrushed and beaded t-shirt that says “Alabama Live” . Picture a mini Las Vegas – if Las Vegas was built out of 10,000 mini-golf adventure islands. They also have hot blonds with huge tits that occasionally make it out of the Pee Dee to become famous blonds with huge tits that do everything they can to kill the accent that got them on the casting couch in the first place. So here’s to you Nancy and Vanna (et al). Nice tits, y’all.

This is Anna Friel who is a British chick who plays a girl named Chuck on Pushing Daisies; probably the most original show ever made for television. If you don’t watch it, don’t bother – you won’t get it. What you will get is that Anna Friel has a great rack and she’s British so that means she gets naked all time. I’d like to build a birdhouse in her soul.

Pushing Links:

• Kim Kardashian Nude in Playboy (Crave)
• Halloween hotties (FHM)
• Tracey Morgan is high (Crave Online)
• Tyra Banks has the monster mash in her crotch (IBBB)
• Devon Aoki dressed as an Asian whore, ’cause…well..(Bastardly)
• Petra Nemkova is a trampy Cleopatra (DS)