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You know what makes a model super or an awesomely hot chick even more awesomer? Naked boobies. Estella Warren has been in most people’s SI Swimsuit edition spank bank for years, but did you know she is also an accomplished actress? She’s been in films like Driven, Kangaroo Jack, Planet of the Apes and …um. Did I mention she’s naked? I’m not saying that hot models shouldn’t act, I’m saying it’s better if they’re seen but not heard. Like a kitten!

Links for you thespians.

• Kate Moss Doing Coke (LG)
• Gadgets for you drunks out there (Crave)
• Today’s Big Thing! What will it be?!? (TBT)
• Scientology Holiday Card (Yeeeah)
• Celebrity Look-a-likes will make you feel special if you bang them. (Allie)
• Russel Simmons’ baby sitter is hot. Good night, God bless. (DS)
• Olga Kuylenko is hot and easter european, and she is creating a internet loop. (Bastardly)

Every year we stop to give thanks for all our blessings and we have huge feasts with food and wine and spirits and every one is merry.. like the squirrels. I think the meaning of Thanksgiving has been lost in cacophony of commercialism and greed that we Americans have worked so hard to establish.

Thanksgiving isn’t about being thankful for what you have, it’s about being thankful for religious persecution by the British. If not for the religious intolerance of the Church of England (which is ironic, considering the Anglican church was founded on the very premise that the Catholic church doctrine was too rigid…BUT I DIGRESS) then the pilgrims wouldn’t have come to the new world and set up shop on the east coast and settled the first cities that would become America. Sure, they fled religious intolerance only to come here and slaughter thousands of indigenous people whose only crimes were poor shaving habits and not believing in the Lord JC, but that’s neither her nor there. The point is Keeley Hazell has huge tits. And she’s British, so in a way she invented Thanksgiving. True fact.

A whole gaggle of nude Keeley Hazel Pics are after the jump.

Links for the thankful.

• The rest of the Keeley Hazell nude black-and-whites from this set (F&C)
• Jesus has better links thank me (Drunkenstepfather)
• Thanksgiving memory from me. You will probably cry (F&C)
• How to break the internet (Crave)
• Red Hot Chili Peppers sue Showtime for Californication (Allie)
• Mary Kate Olsen hospitalized for anorexia something that is not anorexia (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohans nipples courtesy of Flash photography (City Rag)
• Julia Roberts is kind of a dick (Tasteful Society)
• Fake nude cartoon boobies, but it’s Angelina Jolie. (Bump Shack)
• The little kid from heroes is a piano prodigy. But can he fly? No. No. (Glitterati)
• Marissa Miller is always a good link (Bastardly)

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Sophie Anderton, the beautiful model you see here, just got fired from a £100,000 a year modeling job for offering to have sex with an undercover agent for £10,000. Which, when you ask Google about those funny L’s, that means she lost a $200K job by offering to bang a reporter for $20K. Which is awesome.

The shamed former I’m A Celebrity star was dropped by Fake Bake yesterday after it was revealed she had was filmed snorting cocaine before she stripped and offered sex to an undercover reporter for £10,000 at a flat in Mayfair, London.

A spokesperson for Fake Bake said: “We operate a no-tolerance policy towards drug use so feel we have been left with no alternative than to terminate Sophie’s contract.”

*** Sophie was also reported to have asked the News of the World reporter if he wanted cocaine – and snorted lines in front of him.

As she lay near-naked on the bed, she is alleged to have boasted about her sexual exploits and claimed she had to resort to selling her body in order to pay for a new house.

Sophie boasted: “I’m great at sex. I’ll look great on your fucking arm. I’m a supermodel.”

And Sophie – who has claimed in the past to have beaten her drugs habit – hinted she would happily do a threesome with a female pal if the price was right. (source) (videos here)

Wait. Reporter? They have undercover reporters who bust prostitutes? Fucking British. If I was sent undercover to do a story on this and when I got there Sophie Anderton was doing lines off her naked breasts and offering to go 3-way with me, I’m pretty sure my editor would have gotten a piece on how to get a kitten out of tree. As a serious journalist, saving kittens is extremely important to me. Just like threesomes with coked out supermodels. More Sophie in her grandmother’s swimsuit and Sophie Anderton naked after the jump.

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Super reliable sources at People Magazine report that Katharine McPhee just got engaged to this handsome young man. And by super reliable, I mean who gives a shit.

McPhee, 23, recently has been showing off a ring from Cokas, 42. They have been dating for more than a year.

“Katharine is bubbling over with excitement for her upcoming wedding,” a source says. “She is all smiles when she talks about the planning. It sounds like everything is going very smoothly.” (source)

This, like all relationships initiated in Hollywood where one person is hot and famous with a huge rack and the other person is just some dude that looks like he might be able to help you find a solution to your home theater needs, will end with the hot famous chick moving on and the unfamous dude helping you out with that Pioneer 7.1 surround package.