NSFW – Fatback Media

Candice Michelle is an actress. She’s also a wrestler for WWE, but I think he most important accomplishment to date is all all the nudity she does. You may remember her from the GoDaddy Superbowl commercials, and you may remember her from WWE Smackdown, or if you work 3rd shift you may have caught her in Skinemax Cinemax late night in one of her many award winning movies like :Bondage Sisterhood!  or Gorgeous Chloroformed Women! . According IMDB, she is of Panamanian and German descent so she’s probably the granddaughter of a Nazi. She also has a Maltese named Bam Bam. Bam Bam! Can you imagine? A little dog. Named Bam Bam? Oh Candice, you master of irony. Here’s less irony.

Holy God.

Looks like Jordan aka Katie Price is about monetize a vertical market strategy. Oh, she’s not that smart. Somebody figured out how to make money off a girl that gets drunk and shows her tits a lot.

GLAMOUR girl JORDAN is aiming to bring out her own range of condoms and sex toys. The goods, including vibrators and massage devices, will have a logo featuring the busty model’s naked silhouette.

Jordan has applied to the UK Intellectual Property Office to have the symbol registered. She is also launching more traditional toys and even fruit machines. The 29-year-old star has already registered a logo in her real name, KATIE PRICE, for haircare appliances – with hearts above the “I’s”.

She wants to extend it to a range of other products, including jewellery, clothing and cosmetics – and even horse whips and saddlery. (Sun UK)

Saddlery? I hope whoever is the brains behind this operation keeps a tight rein over Jordan and her capricious ideas, because that last thing I want to see at the Blockhouse Steeple chase is an English saddle with a Sybian on it. Tally-ho!

Emily Scott never fails to impress. Or be nude. She’s like a hero to all women who feel the oppression of the chauvinistic, sexist “man’s world”, where the most you can expect for professionalism and poise in the workplace is a pat on the ass and a “that’s my girl”. Emily Scott will not take that. No. She is a true example of today’s modern, professional woman. With great tits.

NSFW Links ’cause I’m like that.

• 10 Hottest WWE divas (Uber)
• Weekly pR0n: Naughty Allie swing in Myrtle beach (Naughty Allie)
• For the ladies: Justin Timberlake in a banana hammock (Yeeeah)
• Ellen Page is a lesbian. That I would hit. I’m gay for girls (Drunken Stepfather)
• More nasty pr0n: Don’t click this link. (Gonzo)
• Jessica Alsa got some BigAssTitties. (Bastardly)

Welcome to the new NSFW section. If you are at work congratulations. You just got fired. Pack your shit. Otherwise enjoy the British boobies. These are from Nuts magazine and it’s feature they call the big boobs special. I wallpapered my apartment with this edition. I’m cosmopolitan like that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my club to chat with the gents over savories and pink gins. Cheerio!

More Boobtastic fun!

• Lindsay Lohan Marylin Monroe Nude Gallery from New York Magazine (F&C)
• Why girls don’t fart[VIDEO] (College Humor)
• Best celebrity asses (City Rag)
• The Jonas Brothers have purity rings. Mine is on my cock. (Glitterati)
• Rihanna is nude in FHM (Bitten and Bound)
• Gene Simmons sex tape (DS)
• Heidi Klum asked Britney to live with her (IDLYITW)
• Heidi Montag prays for you. In a bikini. (Yeeeah)
• Travis Barker is banging Paris….snore (Allie)
• Danielle Lloyd like to party and show upskirts. HERO. (Jordan)
• Amy Winehouse is ragged the EFF out (Seriously OMG)
• HaLo prom night pics (Circus hour)
• Castro retires in Cuba. Castro to take over. Alert the Kennedys. (Bumpshack)