You know what I love about the Mediterranean? The blue water, warm sun and all the naked boobies. These are a few of shots of topless chicks I took at the beach in southern Italy. What’s the difference between me and a paparazzo? The bottle of Krug, a huge erection and constant giggling. Check out the Old Man and the Sea in Pic 3. Pic 4 is a couple of Dutch MILF’s that kept taking their tops off.

It’s almost summer, so what better way to celebrate than by looking at terrible scans of naked chicks at the beach? Yeah, you could just go out by the magazine, but that would take you away from your nice gamer chair that your mom got you last Christmas to go in your basement apt. Plus, you just got GTA 4 and you want to mack some Liberty City hoes. You stud.

Heidu Klum nude. That shoud be quite enough description for this post. You ask for it, you get it. Here’s our archive of Heidi Klum nudes. She’s a MILF, fellas!

• New Starbucks Logo Labeled ‘Slutbucks’ (photo) WITH TITS!
• cityrag: Bai Ling, Body and Mind
• Michelle Ryan @ 2008 Telefilm Festival
• Tara Reid Rockin’ Out on the Bikini Because It’s All She Does of the Day
• Sticky Cristina Lesbo-moan-a
• Redundant – Webster’s Is My Bitch
• Megan Fox Nude, Mostly
• Lindsay Lohan Dropped — AGAIN at Yeeeah!
• Kristen Bell and Nutsack McMillerbreath
• Is Brit Brit a bit pregnant? You decide! |
• Stacy Keibler @ “Dancing With The Stars” 100th Show | The Bastardly
• Sienna Guillory is MAGIC
• Sweaty Garbage Bag Of Cottage Cheese
• It’s Not Easy Being on the Leading-Edge of Fashion | Candy Kirby
• The Worlds Funniest Women on Maxim.com
• Nicole Scherzinger needs to cover her junk

Candice Michelle is an actress. She’s also a wrestler for WWE, but I think he most important accomplishment to date is all all the nudity she does. You may remember her from the GoDaddy Superbowl commercials, and you may remember her from WWE Smackdown, or if you work 3rd shift you may have caught her in Skinemax Cinemax late night in one of her many award winning movies like :Bondage Sisterhood!  or Gorgeous Chloroformed Women! . According IMDB, she is of Panamanian and German descent so she’s probably the granddaughter of a Nazi. She also has a Maltese named Bam Bam. Bam Bam! Can you imagine? A little dog. Named Bam Bam? Oh Candice, you master of irony. Here’s less irony.

Holy God.

Looks like Jordan aka Katie Price is about monetize a vertical market strategy. Oh, she’s not that smart. Somebody figured out how to make money off a girl that gets drunk and shows her tits a lot.

GLAMOUR girl JORDAN is aiming to bring out her own range of condoms and sex toys. The goods, including vibrators and massage devices, will have a logo featuring the busty model’s naked silhouette.

Jordan has applied to the UK Intellectual Property Office to have the symbol registered. She is also launching more traditional toys and even fruit machines. The 29-year-old star has already registered a logo in her real name, KATIE PRICE, for haircare appliances – with hearts above the “I’s”.

She wants to extend it to a range of other products, including jewellery, clothing and cosmetics – and even horse whips and saddlery. (Sun UK)

Saddlery? I hope whoever is the brains behind this operation keeps a tight rein over Jordan and her capricious ideas, because that last thing I want to see at the Blockhouse Steeple chase is an English saddle with a Sybian on it. Tally-ho!