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British Beach Babes are NSFW
Written by Fatback on May 15, 2008 – 9:23 am -It’s almost summer, so what better way to celebrate than by looking at terrible scans of naked chicks at the beach? Yeah, you could just go out by the magazine, but that would take you away from your nice gamer chair that your mom got you last Christmas to go in your basement apt. Plus, you just got GTA 4 and you want to mack some Liberty City hoes. You stud.
Tags: Bikini, British Nudes, Hotties, Nikkala Stott
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Heidi Klum is NSFW
Written by Fatback on April 22, 2008 – 7:33 am -
Heidu Klum nude. That shoud be quite enough description for this post. You ask for it, you get it. Here’s our archive of Heidi Klum nudes. She’s a MILF, fellas!
Tags: Heidi Klum, Nude
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Candace Michelle is NSFW
Written by Fatback on February 27, 2008 – 10:13 am -Candice Michelle is an actress. She’s also a wrestler for WWE, but I think he most important accomplishment to date is all all the nudity she does. You may remember her from the GoDaddy Superbowl commercials, and you may remember her from WWE Smackdown, or if you work 3rd shift you may have caught her in Skinemax Cinemax late night in one of her many award winning movies like :Bondage Sisterhood! or Gorgeous Chloroformed Women! . According IMDB, she is of Panamanian and German descent so she’s probably the granddaughter of a Nazi. She also has a Maltese named Bam Bam. Bam Bam! Can you imagine? A little dog. Named Bam Bam? Oh Candice, you master of irony. Here’s less irony.
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Jordan (Katie Price) is NSFW
Written by Fatback on February 24, 2008 – 10:52 am -Holy God.
Looks like Jordan aka Katie Price is about monetize a vertical market strategy. Oh, she’s not that smart. Somebody figured out how to make money off a girl that gets drunk and shows her tits a lot.
GLAMOUR girl JORDAN is aiming to bring out her own range of condoms and sex toys. The goods, including vibrators and massage devices, will have a logo featuring the busty model’s naked silhouette.
Jordan has applied to the UK Intellectual Property Office to have the symbol registered. She is also launching more traditional toys and even fruit machines. The 29-year-old star has already registered a logo in her real name, KATIE PRICE, for haircare appliances - with hearts above the “I’s”.
She wants to extend it to a range of other products, including jewellery, clothing and cosmetics - and even horse whips and saddlery. (Sun UK)
Saddlery? I hope whoever is the brains behind this operation keeps a tight rein over Jordan and her capricious ideas, because that last thing I want to see at the Blockhouse Steeple chase is an English saddle with a Sybian on it. Tally-ho!
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Emily Scott is NSFW
Written by Fatback on February 21, 2008 – 12:06 pm -Emily Scott never fails to impress. Or be nude. She’s like a hero to all women who feel the oppression of the chauvinistic, sexist “man’s world”, where the most you can expect for professionalism and poise in the workplace is a pat on the ass and a “that’s my girl”. Emily Scott will not take that. No. She is a true example of today’s modern, professional woman. With great tits.
NSFW Links ’cause I’m like that.
- 10 Hottest WWE divas (Uber)
- Weekly pR0n: Naughty Allie swing in Myrtle beach (Naughty Allie)
- For the ladies: Justin Timberlake in a banana hammock (Yeeeah)
- Ellen Page is a lesbian. That I would hit. I’m gay for girls (Drunken Stepfather)
- More nasty pr0n: Don’t click this link. (Gonzo)
- Jessica Alsa got some BigAssTitties. (Bastardly)
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British girls + Giant Boobs = Helluva day
Written by Fatback on February 21, 2008 – 11:41 am -Welcome to the new NSFW section. If you are at work congratulations. You just got fired. Pack your shit. Otherwise enjoy the British boobies. These are from Nuts magazine and it’s feature they call the big boobs special. I wallpapered my apartment with this edition. I’m cosmopolitan like that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my club to chat with the gents over savories and pink gins. Cheerio!
More Boobtastic fun!
- Lindsay Lohan Marylin Monroe Nude Gallery from New York Magazine (F&C)
- Why girls don’t fart[VIDEO] (College Humor)
- Best celebrity asses (City Rag)
- The Jonas Brothers have purity rings. Mine is on my cock. (Glitterati)
- Rihanna is nude in FHM (Bitten and Bound)
- Gene Simmons sex tape (DS)
- Heidi Klum asked Britney to live with her (IDLYITW)
- Heidi Montag prays for you. In a bikini. (Yeeeah)
- Travis Barker is banging Paris….snore (Allie)
- Danielle Lloyd like to party and show upskirts. HERO. (Jordan)
- Amy Winehouse is ragged the EFF out (Seriously OMG)
- HaLo prom night pics (Circus hour)
- Castro retires in Cuba. Castro to take over. Alert the Kennedys. (Bumpshack)
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I said God Damn.
Written by Fatback on February 19, 2008 – 7:17 am -I’m what you call a man of action. So that’s why I put the nude picture of Lindsay Lohan with the full-on tits first. Yeah, you could go to another site and click thumbnails till you get to the money shot, but not here, baby. We put the tits right up front and center. Apparently, this is a recreation of a Marylin Monroe drunken sex fest photoshoot from back when the Russians were kicking our ass in the space race. Marylin Monroe was hot, country and slutty, so I think she would have liked it here.
In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress: Monroe, sleepy-eyed and naked, sips from a Champagne glass, enacts a fan dance of sorts with various diaphanous scarves, romps with erotic playfulness on a bed of white linens. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose. (source)
I could try to draw some conclusions here like: Is this Lindsay’s way of telling us that she identifies with the troubled and tragically sexy Marilyn Monroe in more ways than one? Or is this nothing more than the ultimate act of hubris by a spoiled former child actor who thinks the world revolves around her? Compelling points, to be sure, but what really stands out here are the naked tits. Tits!
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Marisa Miller is awesome at sports
Written by Fatback on February 12, 2008 – 5:59 am -
You know what I love about sports? Hot chicks in bikinis. Sports, like rock and roll, is just a way to get girls to dress in skimpy outfits and take their tops off when they get drunk. That’s why every year Sports Illustrated, the illustrious journal of the pantheon of sports throws everything out the window and publishes a whole issue of hot chicks in bikinis. Marisa Miller, who was obviously created by God to be his girlfriend finally made the cover this year. Here’s a little abut Marisa form the Wikipedia.
Marisa enjoys football, muscle cars, cooking, and boxing. From an early age she loved surfing, was a standout volleyball player on her high school team, and has long been a big sports fan in general. She’s said that if she weren’t a model she would be a sportscaster.
She also enjoys long walks on the beach and sweaty tiger sex with a certain sexy southern blogger that rhymes with hatback. REDACTED. UNVERIFIABLE.(Wikipedia)
Here’s more Marisa getting her sports on. Put down your XBox ’s and masturbate you fatty’s. These pics are from Si.com and there are plenty more over there to see. Also, more naked Marisa here.
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Leo is hitting this
Written by Fatback on February 8, 2008 – 5:56 am -
Neighbors Joan and Robert Linclau sued DiCaprio and [his cousin, Robert] Hrtica in May for at least $250,000 in damages. They claimed their property was illegally excavated and some plants removed in 2004. They also said the work undermined a slope behind their home and left their deck and pool in danger of collapse.(source)
So here’s to you Leo. Thanks for getting killed at the end of The Departed and Titanic and for banging coked out supermodels at the beach. You suck.
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Christina Milian Is My Girl Friday
Written by Lennox Miller on January 4, 2008 – 8:19 am -
Happy Friday! Christina Milian is my new girl crush. After the slew of bikini pics circulating the web from this past week, she’s wrangled her way into my conscience and made me obsess over her tight stomach. I want that stomach! And you’ll notice a trend amongst photos of Christina–she is always wearing a perky, cute smile. She’s so adorable that I’ll even forgive her for playing the lead in the remake of “Can’t Buy Me Love” (i.e. “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” from 2003). I mean the original is an 80’s classic and I resent when such classics are remade. But I digress. Christina Milian has a hot, tight body and is simply adorable. Enjoy these barely-clad pics of her below . . .
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