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Bruce Willis is 52. And he’s hitting this. She’s Tamara Feldman, an actress whom you may remember from such roles as “girl”on Monk or “dead body” on CSI Miami. Bruce and Tamara were shooting a movie together (Perfect Stranger) and started having sex. And why not?

The Hollywood action man is currently holidaying on a yacht with actress Tamara Feldman in Sardinia’s Porto Cervo – despite his recent claims to be better suited to the bachelor lifestyle.

Willis met Feldman, thought to be in her twenties, on the set of thriller Perfect Stranger last year and have been dating ever since. (source)

Bruce Willis is a bad motherfucker. He’s 52 and still banging chicks like he was 22. That’s what so cool about being a dude: you can still get the heat when your old and nobody says shit. Especially if your formerly hot, bitch wife decides to be a chicken hawk when she turns 45. Nothing says sorry you got old honey like banging a 22 year old actress. True story.

UPDATE: Tyler Durden says the hot bunny in these pics is not Tamara Feldman, but a real bunny (okay a Playboy Bunny) named Karen McDougal, who was  a 1998 Playmate. After a careful examination of the evidence in my lab, I conclude that the chick in this picture has a huge rack. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY.

Lindsay Lohan is a role model for young girls everywhere. She proves that honesty and good character are the ways to make it big. Either that, or by being a drunk lying whore. Apparently, a mere 36 hours before she got arrested in May for DUI, she sat down with Elle Magazine to tell them how resposible she really was.

“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”

The following night, on May 26, she was arrested for driving under the influence when her car crashed; cops found she had cocaine with her. Her second drunken driving/cocaine bust came the morning of July 24 after a high-speed chase in Santa Monica, Calif. The September issue of Elle hits newsstands Tuesday. (source)

Amazing. Inspirational! I think she was telling the cops this the next night when they were cuffing her, impounding her car and putting her cocaine in the evidence bag.

Lindsay Lohan, the completely mentally stable and totally brilliant actress of such Oscar worthy gems as Herbie: Fully Loaded, Freaky Friday and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, recently expounded -albeit modestly- on her own acting skills as well as the acting prowess of several of her contemporaries. Actually she was wasted. And here’s how it went:

“The higher Lindsay got, the more arrogant and mean she became,” said a former party pal of the 21-year-old star. “She ranted and raved about her talent, claiming: ‘I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’

“And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition.”

Here’s what she said about her fellow actresses:

Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat and has no talent.”

Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is dumb as (bleep).”

Sienna Miller is a “no-talent crackhead.”

Keira Knightley is “a flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.”

Jessica Biel is a “phony, scheming, joke of an actress.”(source)

I don’t know about you, but I think she’s right. She could be the greatest actor of our generation. I mean who didn’t cry n Herbie Fully Loaded when Lindsay as the trouble teen Maggie delivered this quip?

“It wasn’t me, it was Herbie.” (IMDB)

It was Herbie. It was Herbie,Lindsay. Herbie the black guy. Keep your chin up kid. As long as you stay true to your craft, you’ll always have a place in the hearts of Americans. Wait. That means having a huge rack right?

Nice thong, dude. Anything you wanted to tell us? These pictures of Britney Spears and those other two sexy honies were taken just before Britney’s brain shit the bed and she shaved her head back in February. It’s supposed to be in the back of a Club in NYC, but but for some reason that club looks like Abu Graib.

Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process. (Sun)

It’s always nice to see that even really, really, really slutty girls can manage to get the cigarette worked into a the picture somehow. Touch O’ Class. One more shot of Brit and Fudgey (that’s my nickname for him. It sounds racist but it’s not really. If he were white I would have called him CreamPie. Or if he were Asian I would have called him Rubbery. Or if he was Jewish, he would be Knish. Wait. Okay, that is a little racist but only in a nice way.)

Links is you made it this far:

• Those boobies need a bath! (College Humor)
• Mayra Veronica is hot. (FHM Online)
• Britney Spears is still crazy. No really. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Cindy Crawford Topless. Nothing but her mole, dude. Sweet. (Yeeeah)
• Lauren Conrad and sme dude who knows who she is. (IBBB)
• Britney and KFED are divorced. Legally. (Jossip)
• Jenna Elfman named her kid after an imperative sentence. (Allie)
• Ali Larter at Comic-Con. Thanks for the invite. (Bastardly)
• Faith Hill gets all up in some chicks face for grabbibg Tim McGraw’s sack. (BumpShack)