NSFW – Fatback Media

Happy Friday! Christina Milian is my new girl crush. After the slew of bikini pics circulating the web from this past week, she’s wrangled her way into my conscience and made me obsess over her tight stomach. I want that stomach! And you’ll notice a trend amongst photos of Christina–she is always wearing a perky, cute smile. She’s so adorable that I’ll even forgive her for playing the lead in the remake of “Can’t Buy Me Love” (i.e. “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” from 2003). I mean the original is an 80’s classic and I resent when such classics are remade. But I digress. Christina Milian has a hot, tight body and is simply adorable. Enjoy these barely-clad pics of her below . . .

Vanessa Hudgens is the picture of purity and righteousness, meaning she likes to take naughty pictures of herself and let them leak on the internet. That’s a hero to you me. I think if she’s Catholic she’s one miracle away from being declared a saint. True story, that shit’s in the Bible. The only reason I bring this up is that I can’t get in trouble for posting scintillating naked pictures of an 18 year hottie of questionable ethnicity because the laws in the USA kick ass.

Law& Order Update: Bongbong. Apparently the laws in the USA are made to protect people and not let bloggers post random naked pictures of them so I have removed the pics and replaced them with boring bikini shots of Vanessa Hudgens dancing with some gay kid. Objection your honor.

Flickr sucks cockrs update: So Flickr deleted my account and all my pics. They suck. Enjoy the nothing Atrayu.

Dude. Where the hell did summer go? It seems like just yesterday I was breaking out the white slacks, popping my collar and getting my 23 ft sloop out of dry dock to sail down to my parents house in Newport so I could discuss my new start-up with some buddies over beers and baked clams-beachside. No bigs. Now it’s already time to pull the kegs in from the beach, send the bitches home and get the beach house winterized, bro. The cool thing is that we didn’t have to bury anybody in the sand and have my dad take care of all that like last year. Score. Speaking of scores, here’s Marisa Miller half naked because I love summer and summer is for naked boobies.

Links if you made it this far:

• Cute College Girl O’ The Week: Heather from Monmouth. (College Humor)
• Lindsay Lohan’s dad visits her in rehab ( for a little slap and tickle?) (Yeeeah)
• Tyra Banks is fucking freeeeeak. (IBBB)
• Heather Grahm has a video, and well…she sure is pretty. (Evil Beet)
• Britney is opening the VMA’s, which apparantly still happen? (GoT)
• Hottest blogger online (Allie)
• Vanessa Hudgens nude! Well probably not, but a boy can dream. (Glitterati)
• Britney Poo. (Seriously OMG)
• Jessica Simpson’s nipples: still awesome. (DS)
• Davis Schwimmer is banging Thandie Newton. PIVOT! (Bastardly)
• Kate Walsh said some stuff..blah blah…I’m just looking at her rack. (ICYDK)
• Jenna Fischer separated from her husband. So leave us alone, we need sometime to heal. (BPBC)
• The Hilton’s have set the Paris pregancy project in motion (Bumpshack)

This is Alena Seredova, who according to Wikipedia is a top Czech model who gets nude a lot and has several accents on her name that my computer can’t make. It easy to understand why the cold war went on so long if this is what the Eastern Bloc was hiding all those years. Fortunately, we had hot water, twin razors, good dental care and a thriving porn industry to lavish on all these unfortunate hotties. God bless the USA!

Links comrade. More naked Czech action after the jump. NSFW

• FHM’s Brooke in various state of undress and 100% hot. (FHM Online)
• Jessica Simpson still has a world class rack. I’m a gentleman like that. (notorious)
• Haley from UNCW is the hot girl of the week. I tink I have a fever, nurse. (College Humor)
• DMX might have been into deeper shit than Michael Vick. Dayum. (yeeeah)
• Michael Vick booted from the NFL. (Ninja Dude)
• Ann Coulter got a boob job. For Jesus and the NRA. (City rag)
• Jake Gyllenhaal is straight as a board. A board that loves men and has gay man sex. (IDLYITW)
• Britney Spears investigated for child abuse. (Allie)
• Hayden Panetierre in FHM UK you fucking perv. (Jordan)
• The Teen Choice this year? Jailbait whores of course. (DS)
• Case in point RE: the previous bullet (Bastardly)

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