NSFW – Fatback Media

You know what I love about the Mediterranean? The blue water, warm sun and all the naked boobies. These are a few of shots of topless chicks I took at the beach in southern Italy. What’s the difference between me and a paparazzo? The bottle of Krug, a huge erection and constant giggling. Check out the Old Man and the Sea in Pic 3. Pic 4 is a couple of Dutch MILF’s that kept taking their tops off.

You know what I love about sports? Hot chicks in bikinis. Sports, like rock and roll, is just a way to get girls to dress in skimpy outfits and take their tops off when they get drunk. That’s why every year Sports Illustrated, the illustrious journal of the pantheon of sports throws everything out the window and publishes a whole issue of hot chicks in bikinis. Marisa Miller, who was obviously created by God to be his girlfriend finally made the cover this year. Here’s a little abut Marisa form the Wikipedia.

Marisa enjoys football, muscle cars, cooking, and boxing. From an early age she loved surfing, was a standout volleyball player on her high school team, and has long been a big sports fan in general. She’s said that if she weren’t a model she would be a sportscaster.

She also enjoys long walks on the beach and sweaty tiger sex with a certain sexy southern blogger that rhymes with hatback. REDACTED. UNVERIFIABLE.(Wikipedia)

Here’s more Marisa getting her sports on. Put down your XBox ’s and masturbate you fatty’s. These pics are from Si.com and there are plenty more over there to see. Also, more naked Marisa here.

So this is what you get when you decide to make self-indulgent shitty movies that pass as art: premium supermodel ass draped allover you. Leonardo DiCaprio has been banging supermodels for years now and still has nothing to show for it but a 2 season run on Growing Pains [so cute!]. He’s supposed to be the actor of our generation, but to me it looks like he’s just smoking a lot cigarettes and fucking hot chicks. Which would be fine except he’s so god damn smug about acting. PS, he’s also a dick. Apparently, he and his cousin built a basketball court near his house in California and fucked up the geology of the west coast.

Neighbors Joan and Robert Linclau sued DiCaprio and [his cousin, Robert] Hrtica in May for at least $250,000 in damages. They claimed their property was illegally excavated and some plants removed in 2004. They also said the work undermined a slope behind their home and left their deck and pool in danger of collapse.(source)

So here’s to you Leo. Thanks for getting killed at the end of The Departed and Titanic and for banging coked out supermodels at the beach. You suck.

It’s a good time in Miami as Avril Lavigne presses her breasts against her friend and feigns to be caught by suprise by the paparrazi . . . that or something else is going on under the water that we don’t know about. Anyway, Avril and her hubby Derek (and I guess this other girl in the pic) journeyed down to Miami for some fun this week. Avril annoys me greatly because of her faux-punk image. She tries to come off as punk, but she’s really bad at making anyone over the age of 15 buy it, thus my”faux-punk” label. However, she’s really cute in a bikini. I’ll definitely give her that much. So just ignore the pink streaks in her hair and enjoy her in two bikinis from yesterday . . .