NSFW – Fatback Media

A lot has been going on this week and my crack team of slaves writers is working on some blistering stories for your sexy southern perusal. I was in New York City the past couple of days promoting Sexy Southernness™ to a bevy of hot PR and Marketing execs. If there’s anything I’ve learned about the marketing industry it’s that you get a VP title when you walk in the door and all the chicks are hot. But I digress.

Stacy Keibler hasn’t been making headlines lately, meaning she hasn’t been high kicking her way into the hearts and minds of red blooded Americans while wearing little more than a scarf tied around chest. That’s American pride people. Every time Stacy Keibler did a high kick on Dancing with The Stars, a Taliban terrorist was tortured and killed by the CIA. She’s just that good. Again, digressing…

The point of this post is that Stacy Keibler should fire her publicist for letting her out in public in this dress. She might as well be going to an Amish dance. All she needs is a butter churn. Wait, that sounds kind of sexy. ANYWAY. I prefer Stacy in nothing but skin and a small amount of cotton. And not in the Hannibal Lecter way. The sexy way.

Amish = Not sexy.

Not Amish = Sexy.

Scarlett Johansson recently told Life & Style Magazine that she likes her womanly curves and doesn’t aspire to be ridiculously skinny like other girls in Hollywood; even going so far as to admit that she doesn’t always watch what she eats (like Snickers bars) to keep her figure.

“I’m curvy – I’m never going to be 5′ 11″ and 120 pounds,” she says. “But I feel lucky to have what I’ve got.”

The 21-year-old Black Dahlia star says her favorite indulgence is a slice of veggie pizza and a Diet Coke or a wedge of homemade key lime pie (she loves baking). A typical dinner is Chinese takeout: “A little white rice, a little chicken, some egg drop soup …”
(source)

It’s really refreshing to see such a naturally beautiful woman have that attitude and feel comfortable with her body the way Scarlett does. Of course it’s easy to not exercise and eat like shit when you’re 21 and look like you were carved from Italian marble. Unfortunately, there’s something that Scarlett doesn’t know about yet. It’s called turning 25. At 25, all that shit you’ve been eating starts to hang around and get comfortable on places like your ass and your thighs and pretty soon those stretch pants don’t seem like such a good idea. And all the tantric sex in the world won’t do a god damn thing. Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale realized this early and that’s why they work every day to be fit, yet maintain their curves. I’m not saying that Scarlett needs to start working out, I’m saying that I only date girls who are under 25. Call me ladies.

Reports are coming that American Idol Top 3 Finalist Katharine McPhee may be a Scientologist. Apparently, someone named Katharine McPhee is a Scientogist in her home town of Sherman Oaks but no one has confirmed that the two are one and the same.

[A]ccording to the watchdog Web site truthaboutscientology.com! They claim that a “Katharine McPhee” was listed in a December 2005 issue of Celebrity — the magazine of the Church’s Celebrity Centre International in Los Angeles — as having previously completed their Purification Rundown Procedure and Overcoming Ups and Downs In Life Course.

According to the Web site, “When Scientologists complete a course… their names are typically listed in [the magazine].” And the controversial church — established by the late sci-fi writer L. Ron Hubbard — has raised many eyebrows within the mainstream medical community over its Purification Rundown Procedure, in which an individual ingests cooking oil and massive doses of niacin while sitting in a sauna for extended periods, in order to break down “the biochemical barrier to spiritual gain.”(source)

I don’t know much about Scientology but I have heard that it was created by L Ron Hubbard from his Dianetics book, and the basic tenets are that most of our problems are caused by the spirits of space aliens clinging to our bodies. I remember when I was kid, Dianetics advertising was everywhere. Posters, tv ads, radio, magazines. Then, when that creepy carnival finally left town in the middle of that big storm all the ads disappeared… along with 129 of our townsfolk.

Apparently, convicted sex offender Pamela Rogers has been arrested again for violating her parole agreement which specified that she was not to contact her victim in any way. Authorities were alerted to a MySpace blog, allegedly started by Rogers that contained images of herself and messages to the teen-aged victim of her crime. BadJocks.com has all the details and a transcript of the now deleted MySpace account. There is even a pixelated albeit sexy video of the dirty teacher dancing which can be found here.

Pamela Rogers, 28, is accused of violating her probation conditions by contacting the teen, according to news reports. Last August, the former physical education teacher was sentenced to six months behind bars for the three-month affair she had had with the boy, the Tennessean newspaper reports. In February she was released on good behavior.

Despite being barred from contacting the boy, Rogers was arrested earlier this month on charges of violating those terms of her probation by creating a MySpace.com Web site and blog on which she had posted messages to him, authorities allege. She subsequently pleaded not guilty to the charges and was released on bail in anticipation of a July hearing.

This week’s arrest stems from later charges that she contacted the boy by phone, e-mails and text messages and sent him explicit photos and videos of herself, according to court documents as reported by the Tennessean.

“These were videos of (the) defendant involved in sexual activity and she was nude in the pictures,” according to Rogers’s arrest warrant. “Defendant requested from victim that he send pictures and videos and phone records indicated she received same on her phone.” (source)

Where the hell were these teachers when I was in High School? I tried so hard to get my English teacher (and Cheerleading Coach) Ms. Nay to sexually harass me that she had to get a restraining order. A restraining order of love. She knew how to play hard to get. Minx.

I think the real issue here is why this sexually charged crazy lady was arrested in the first place? If my smoking hot female teacher wanted to have sex with me in high school she wouldn’t have had a hard time trying convince me. Nor do I suspect did Pamela have a hard time convincing her so-called victim. The boy is definitely a victim, not of a predatory crime though. He is the victim of an overzealous, overprotective mother who, for some reason thought that her son getting the best piece of ass he’ll probably ever get was a bad thing.

What better to develop a young man’s sense of self confidence and sense of sexual identity than to bang a WWE Nitro Girl while he’s high in school? It’s the fantasy of 99.9% of the heterosexual males alive today. I’m not saying that the kid would have become a date-rapist at 15 if he didn’t get laid by his teacher, but it can’t hurt that his first sexual experience was with someone who knows some boundaries and could teach him the right way to take care of a woman. Not to mention the fact that she’s probably a freak in the sack.

If the tables were turned, i.e. were the teacher male and the student female, would this be a different story? Yes. Would the male teacher be a lecherous bastard who took advantage of a vulnerable student? Yes. Is that a double standard? Damn right. But speaking as one of those guys who prayed every night that I could live out My Tutor in real life, I know that that kid was not taken advantage of. Here are some images of Pamela.

Here are few that showed up during the investigation. Some of these are from her MySpace and some are from a camera phone (I think). Oh and here’s a link that video again.

Thanks to everyone who sent these in. I like to give credit where credit is due but I can’t tell which site got them first so here are the sites where I got most if this info. Email me if you have any more info on this.
BadJocks.com

BeerandShots.com

People.com