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Actually she has two big ole American Idols right up front, right where the they should be. Sanjaya actually didn’t do that poorly last night so I voted for him again because he’s so pretty, but mostly because I want his sister to keep showing and doing what she’s doing in that top image. (Video here). I’ve never dated an Indian girl (I have pow-wowed with a Native American), but top back-handed racists agree that Indian girls are hot, and mostly virgins because they’ll be thrown into a fiery pit, otherwise. I saw that on Law & Order, and that shit is ripped from the headlines. True story. Anyway, Shayamali has a MySpace and I hope she’ll be adding me as her friend. I’d hate to have to tell her dad she’s a Hooter’s girl and get her in trouble. More Shyamali (my favorite is the Goodbye Girl pose) and LINKS!

• Renee Zellweger looking hot in my hometown. (DS)
• Amy Smart looking a little rough and tumbled, but that’s how I like ‘em. (Bastardly)
• Alaina Alexander of Idol pulls an Antonella Barba. Sweet. (Celebrity Smack)
• Old school image big breasted Oklahoma sluts at a game. Never gets old. (Bump Shack)
• Nicole Kidman is pregnant. Wow. That means that Tom Cruise… OMG. You don’t think…? (GoT)
• Sanjaya is a murderer. (IBBB)
• I’m just linking to Holly Scoop because those chicks are hot. (HS)
• Wanna see anyone listed here nude? (Mr. Skin)

Emily Scott is Australian which means she’s hot and will get naked for almost no money at all. Based on my experience drinking Gold Coast ‘Rita’s from Outback Steakhouse and a quick trip to Wiki-shrimp on the barbie-Pedia, I’m an expert on nude Australian chicks. And chaize froiyze.

I met a girl from Australia once who told me that Aussie girls love to flash their tits. She said you could walk though Sydney and just yell at group of girls in the mall, “Hey Sheila lemme see yer tits“, and half of them would take off their shirt. The other half would stab you in the kidney with a large knife and eat a kangaroo with Vegemite. They do that, you know. Anyhoosits. Her name was Sheila and she showed me her tits, but it cost me a $100 dollars. Oh, she was a stripper. Did I mention that? LINKS!

• Teresa Palmer is Wonder Woman. Ans she’s smoking hot. (Gutter Bleed)
• Japanese girl with big tits gets a cab (Crave)
• Britney has narcolepsy or either whe a fat whore. (Yeeeah)
• Find a naked chick from your school. (CH)
• Monica Bellucci is still smokin’ hot. (Bastardly)
• Jenna Fischer nude in WIRED magazine for you fucking nerds. (GMMR)
• Anna Nicole cause o’ death revealed! It was dumb fuckin’ cracker disease. (INO)
• Sanjaya looks like Antonella Barba. ZING! I. CAN’T. BE. STOPPED. (Celebitchy)

NAKED!

Damn. Pam Beesley is packing some heat. I don’t mean to be sexist, but if more girls dressed like this around the office, life would be a lot nicer. And sexist. Because what’s an office without some good natured sexual harassment? It’s a fun-less, shithole with no coffee or sodas and only one stall in the bathroom, that’s what. That’s why chicks should wear lingerie: to make the day better. Except the lady who works in HR with the big strange mole on her arm shaped like Cuba with the really, really long hairs that grow out of it and work their way up her arm past her elbow. All I’m saying is that she could braid that shit and it kinda scares me because sometimes I think I can see it breathing. Yeah. Anyone but her.

Before you fire off that email missive about how insensitive I am to the plight of the corporate woman, just hear me out. I’m not saying that women should be objectified or that I think that women aren’t as smart as men or that they can’t do any job that a man can do. We all know that they can (most times even better). I’m just saying it would a be whole lot sexier if they did it in lingerie.

Links! And in case you’re an Assman, a shot of Jenna’s other asset. Get it? My stars, that’s rich. I should write a pilot.

• Janice Dickinson is a hot cougar. Or maybe she’s old and scary. (IDLYITW)
• K-Fed is way too cool for your party anyway, dick. (Yeeeah)
• Michelle Bass has very large eyes. Not really, she has giant boobies. (Bastardly)
• Lindsay Lohan GQ cover. BORING. Read up on how to fuck a hooker for free by Jesus. (DS)
• Britney left rehab on day 27. She’s a real quitter’s quitter. Whore. (IBBB)
• All my Antonella Barba posts. Because I’m a whore. (FB&C)
• Pirates of The Carribean Trailer (GoT)
• Jenna Jameson is fat. I likes ‘em big. (Bricks and Stones)

Just this one more. Promise. Then I’m done.

Idol castoff Antonella Barba is speaking out in interviews about her time at Idol and the infamous nude pictures. Although she was kicked off by America because she couldn’t sing, she’ll always be my funny Jersey valentine.

How hard was it to deal with all the controversy that was going on around you when you were on the show?
It was definitely difficult and it wasn’t how I intended things to go, but I tried to block it out as much as possible and stay focused on the competition. All that other stuff was completely irrelevant to the fact that I’m here to sing.

Visibility is important – does part of you feel that there’s no such thing as bad publicity?
Yes, it’s true that my name is more well-known because of it, but I’m not known for the things that I would like to be known for right now. I wanted to make a name for myself in singing. The pictures that have been released of me – the ones that actually are me – they were very personal and that is not how I intended to portray myself. I’d rather promote myself in a more classy way. And, again, that was private – that was not for the public eye.

Were you approached to pose in Playboy?
I heard about it but I was never approached.  (source)

She was also asked if she was dating anyone, to which she replied, “No, not really, I want to focus on my career”. I think we all know that she means she’s really into a certain sexy internet writer. I sent her a NSFW t-shirt and everything.