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Anne Hathaway topless folks. And seconds from giving this wigga a blowjob. Yeah these are old, but now that Anne is buzzworthy again what with Get Smart coming out and her boyfriend getting arrested by the feds, I figured a little nude retrospective of Anne Hathaway’s perfect tits was in order. To wit:

This is Anne Hathaway at a press conference to discuss vaccinating Honduran children against Hepatitis A. Good for her! Paris just got out of prison and a relatively low tier actress is spending time trying to save orphans. Selfish much?  Ok. Today is slow, and I’m really tired of seeing a certain heiress’ name in emanating from my website, so here is your bottom shelf news, people.

I want to make clear that Anne Hathaway does not have Hepatitis. I guess I got it from some other girl that looked exactly like her then. Maybe her name was Banne Bathaway. Whatever. Does she look jaundiced to you? For those of you who don’t know what it is, Hepatitis A (or HAV) is an Hepatovirus that affects the liver with an acute infection. It is transmitted by fecal oral contact; which is sciency talk for putting your tongue in someones else’s dookie chute. So keep those tossed salads to a minimum because Jesus hates mellow yellow.

Funny note: Anne Hathaway’s dress is a schematic of the full mode of action of a Picornaviridae virus in the human blood stream. She’s thorough like that. Look it up, bitches.

Not much going on today around the town so check out these links while I make up some good lies.

Jenna Jameson has the same size boobs as Victoria Beckham. Jenna Jameson is dirty hot and Victoria Beckham looks like a broom handle that sprouted volleyballs. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Looks like the British “The Office” is going to cameo on the American “The Office”. The synergistic effect of that much comedy “crossing streams” -as it were- could destroy the universe. Or else you might pee in your pants.(GMMR)

I like my girls like I like my savior: thin, bloody, crown of thorns and ready to get the fuck  down. Asia Argento can probably speak Aramaic too. (The Bastardly)

Chris Daughtry signed a record deal. I also ate a fried shrimp Po’ Boy today. Which one of those do you think I care about the most? (Tabloid Whore)

Angelina just got new tattoo of a tiger on her back because she is a Yakusa assassin. Or she’s dirty. Either way, it turns me on. (ICYDK)

Kathy Griffin’s husband stole her money so she divorced him. I would have cut his hand off. But I’m eastern that way. (Subvert Society)

(ed. note: No real reason for the Anne Hathaway shot except, she will be mine.)

Anne Hathaway is one of those girls that looks so wholesome that you think they probably shit milk and cookies. She’s absolutely gorgeous and may have the best rack in Hollywood today. However, looks, like small Mexican children, can be deceiving. Anne Hathaway is doing everything she can to shed her “good girl image” by showing everyone in the world her boobies any chance she gets. Between the tight t-shirts, the see thru’s and down right dirty nakedness she has displayed in some movies, she’s doing a pretty good job.

The only thing is, even when she’s wearing a see-thru top trying to be all risque, her face still looks so sweet and angelic so it’s hard for me to go all-in on the look. That’s how I know that she’s the devil. Also, the power of Christ compels you to masturbate to her rack. The book of revelation tells us that there will be a fine ass, angel faced harlot riding a 7 headed dragon that will try to have sex me at the end of days. Wait. Maybe that was a dream. Here are some shots of Anne Hathaway and some other demons at the Devil Wears Prada Premier, followed by some NSFW images of Anne wreaking havoc with her rack in Havoc.(Devil Wears Prada Premier Images:Sky.com)

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