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With all this talk of death and wasted youth and drugs, it really got me reminiscing about the good ole days. Back when it was cool to have a nice natural rack and healthy curves. And people didn’t get famous by just being rotten rich whores. They earned that shit on the casting couch like real American heroes. Click the links and then check out Tia Carrere and her Hawaiian Punch. Tia Carrere still has it going on because A) she’s old school and natural and B) she’s not dead. Kudos!

• Anna Nicole Tribute: In a bastardly way (Bastardly)
• Halle Berry is pregnant?NOT MINE! (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohan buys Marilyn Momroe’s house. History repeating? (Allie ia Wired)
• Kim Kardashian sex tape clips. I really hate what her people did to the Bajorans. (DS)
• Rosie Blogs about Anna. I couldn’t be more bored with this. (INO)
• Katharine Heigl is hot. And says some words on Martha. (Smart)
• Smokin Aces Reviewed. (Ocean’s 11 + Reservoir Dogs ) – coherent paceing = Mildy Awesome. (Pajiba)
• Megan Fox in FHM. She’s a BMF. (FHM)
• Newest Kim Kardashian Video Snippet with Kardashian Vagina (DS)

Actress, model, gold-digging, drug addict whore and mother of two one Anna Nicole Smith, died yesterday in Hollywood Florida where she was on vacation, while the authorities were planning to force her to submit her baby for a DNA test. In other news Danielle Steel and Syndey Sheldon both burst into flames because there’s nothing left that can top this story.

Anna Nicole Smith, 39, passed away Thursday at Joe Di Maggio Memorial Hospital in Hollywood, Florida. “Anna Nicole is deceased,” Smith’s attorney Ron Rale confirms to Us Weekly. “We do not know the cause.”

At around 2 p.m., paramedics were called to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino after Smith was found unconscious in her hotel room on the sixth floor.

“Anna Nicole Smith checked in to Hard Rock for a vacation on Monday night at 8 p.m.,â€? Danielle Giordano, advertising and PR coordinator for Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, tells Us. “She was due to check out Friday afternoon. She fainted at 2 p.m. here and was rushed to Memorial Hospital.”

Access Hollywood is now reporting that they have a credible source that says that a Hard Rock employee found Smith in her bed underneath a sheet where she had apparently died from asphyxiation from her own vomit. The same source insists that Smith took a “child’s sedative,” and “kept passing out” before her death.

According to a police official, Smith was administered CPR by a bodyguard, but could not be revived. (source)

This is like CSI, Law & Order, Dynasty and the Spice channel all rolled into one. Except for the part about the crazy dead murdering model being for real.

New autopsy results have been released about Anna Nicole’s son Daniel (who may have to be exhumed to be brought back to the US) amidst a controversy about the house in the Bahamas that she may or may not own.

Dr. Cyril Wecht, a private pathologist hired by the Smith family, confirms to PEOPLE that the antidepressant Amitriptyline, as well as two over-the-counter cold medicines, were found in Daniel’s body along with methadone and the antidepressants Lexapro and Zoloft. Sources also tell PEOPLE that a mild over-the-counter sedative was found in the 20-year-old’s system.

Dr.Wecht maintains his belief that it was the Lexapro, Zoloft and Methadone (none of which were ever prescribed to Daniel) that killed him. To make matters worse, Anna Nicole has been ordered to vacate her $1 Million home in the Bahamas by the man who says he’s the rightful deed holder. Smith just sued South Carolina developer G. Ben Thompson over the ownership of the property.

“He is going around claiming that the house is his. So we have sued him in the Bahamas Supreme Court for declaration that he is wrong,” says [Smith's Attorney] Munroe, who alleges that Smith has a signed and sealed deed giving the house to her.

Thompson tells PEOPLE about this legal challenge, “I won’t take it lightly. I’m certainly not going to roll over.”

At issue is the nearly $1 million home where Smith, her newborn daughter Dannielynn Hope and Smith’s partner Howard K. Stern have been living.

Thompson says he offered Smith financial help to buy the house. Smith was then supposed to sign a mortgage to buy the home from him, and a deed in her name would be filed in court. Instead, he says, she refused, so he had a new deed drawn up in his name.(source)

Dead husband. Dead son. Bastard child. No house. Damn. Anna Nicole Smith is so white trash that she makes toys-on-the-roof, trailer-park, rebel-flag-waving, busted-truck-driving hillbillies thank God everyday that they were born into the inbred-cousin-fucking family that they were, and not into hers. Toothless, redneck pig fuckers look at her and and say,”God damn she’s fucked up”, then go right back to fucking their pigs.

Anna Nicole Smith’s ex-boyfriend has accused her of using methadone and other drugs (supplied by her attorney/husband? Howard K Stern), endangering her daughters life and fleeing to the Bahamas to avoid drug testing her newborn baby. His suit which asserts his paternity of Anna Nicole’s new baby girl, seeks full custody of the child and asks that Anna Nicole be forced to return to the US to face drug testing.

Birkhead’s lawsuit contains some very “damning” allegations, including the claim that Smith was taking methadone and that her attorney and, as it turns out, love interest, Howard K. Stern, has been facilitating her habit.

Birkhead also accused Smith of fleeing to the Bahamas to have her baby to avoid being tested for drugs. Birkhead further alleged that Stern is claiming that he is Dannielynn’s father for his own financial gain–and that Smith had asked a third man to claim he was the father of her child, only the plan didn’t work out because the man in question had already had a vasectomy. (source)

Anna Nicole Smith has the parenting skills of a toothless crack-whore, except without the the good parts. It’s amazing her son made it as long as he did without getting accidentally boiled or sold to a zoo, when he was a baby. He lived a pretty long life though. Twenty years in hillbilly is like 175 in human years. Just to show that I have no respect for the dead, there are some naked pictures of the dead guy’s mom after the jump.
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