NSFW – Fatback Media

Is there really any other kind? Well, I guess there’s always Myrtle Beach girls? ANYWAY. American Idol is back, baby. And now it’s all nude, all the time. Katharine McPhee’s yellow dress malfunction pales in comparison to a Jersey girl in heat. The standout this season, and not for her voice, is bitchy Jersey Shore Rat Antonella Barba, who came out of the gate with semi nude pics of her friends on the beach and of herself taking a piss. And they said grace died with Anna Nicole Smith.

The interesting thing about all this is that Antonella’s BFF (who was eliminated early on in the Idol competition) is rumored to have released the photos herself. Best. Friend. Ever. I’ve met girls like that before and I’ve ususallu lost my wallet and my insurance benefits. She sounds the kind of girl that would blow her best friend’s boyfriend on the way to a funeral. Because really, without love, where would we be?

Steaming hot links and filth.

• Top 10 shortest celebrity hotties. (Uni brow)
• More Cloverfield monster details (Zed’s Dead)
• More Silver Surfer action.(Gutterbleed)
• Celebrity Photo hunt. Sexy style! (LG)
• Pamela Anderson is pregnant and her fetus has HEP C. (Yeeeah)
• Katherine Heigl should STFU and let the bloggers give the opinions around here. (Webster)
• Britney Spears gets fucked by photographer. Not in the good way. (Allie)
• People are bagging on Kim Catrall, but I would rip that shit to cougar pieces. (HolyCandy)
• Penelope Cruz’s lesbian incest kiss was a fake. But you can still rub one out to it. (City rag)
• Famous people are fucking gullible idiots. (Glitterati)
• Bar Rafaeli topless. Kinda. (Jordan)
• Stacey Kiebler is still alive. (Bastardly)
• Heidi Montag poses in a bikini. (DS)

“I need money. I used to be a stick up kid…”

I hope all of you enjoyed Dead Presidents’ Day like I did. I spent a shit load of Benji’s (and brotha wasn’t even the prez) on booze and strippers and watched Swedish porn on my Five-O Plasma. What I didn’t do, was post shit all week. Just bullshit link posts like this one. Now I’m back in it to win it. I’m all caught up on Lost and 24 so I’m ready to hit the gossip circuit, bitches. I’m kinda tired so I’m going through my CD cases for residue. Enjoy the links. And Keeley Hazell because British chicks are usually hot, and I like the way she chews gum.

• Get your drink gadgets on, baby (Crave)
• Jesus talked to Tara Reid. Splash News are whores. (DS)
• Paris Hilton wants you to knock her the FUCK OUT. (Bastardly)
• Obligatory College Girl Boobies. (CH)
• I think Howard K Stern did it. Did what? Well, you decide. (Yeeeah)
• Pick your favorite Britney Hairstyle (INO)
• Brad and Angelina try and drum up some give-a-shit in New orleans. (Gossip or Truth)
• LonelyGirl15 is really a whore. Not really but that makes my Adsense checks better. (Glitterati)
• Bloggers speak out about Britney Spears shaving her head. (Bumpshack)
• Keely Brook is British and mostly naked. Cheerio! (FHM)
• Antonella Barba, American Idol hopeful, blowjob caps (IDLYITW)

I am in white trash overload. With Anna Nicole freshly morgued and Britney with one bedazzled toenail in the grave herself and somebody’s gonna have take care of 1 to 3 of the remaining kids between those two, and don’t get me started on patermity tests…I need a break, y’all. Two words. Vay…wait for it…Cation. I’m off to to parts south for a week or so to get some much needed rest, relaxation and all day nudity with a 6 foot tall Swedish supermodel. (check my myspace for the deets, stalker) I’ll still be posting every god damn day so don’t cry. Emily and the rest of the Sexy southern FBC crew will also be posting this week as well (*ahem*) so stay tuned. Read the links, Tina!

• Joanna Krupa gets naked for Peta. She don’t eat meat but she… (Bastardly)
• More Britney in a bikini at a a club whoring it up WT style. (DS)
• Ralph Fiennes gets down up high. In a plane! (Yeeeah!)
• Anna Nicole Smith in FHM fortelling that she’d probably die by 37. Off by 2 years, dumbass. (FHMOnline)
• College Humor still manageing to talk girls into naked boobie shots. (CH)
• DMCA be damned. You can’t keep Subvert from bringing Bai Lings nipples (Subvert Society)
• Britney Spears Rehab Pool. I bet 58 days. (Cele|bitchy)

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Anna Nicole Smith’s ex-attorney, husband(?), father of her child(?) and murderer(??) and several other items that warrant 1-3 question marks, is set to appear on Entertainment Tonight in a taped interview that he reportedly charged $1 million dollars for. That’s a Million with a captial M, like Methadone and Murder.

Howard K. Stern is reportedly about to make bank over Anna Nicole Smith — by giving a “tell-all” interview to “Entertainment Tonight” — just days after Anna’s death.

The buzz is that “ET” forked over a cool $1 million for the exclusive interview, which begins airing in segments tonight, but exact details of the deal remain secret. TMZ was unable to confirm that, but it’s a safe bet it’s a large number. The interview takes place during Howard’s flight from Florida to the Bahamas to secure Dannielynn.

In a preview clip posted on YouTube, Stern is seen “crying” over Anna’s death while bleating lines like, “I just want her to be with Daniel, I hope that they’re happy … she was such a wonderful person.” (source)

I watch a lot of CSI and Law & Order, so if there’s something I know about it’s forensics and the law. For instance, I know that Horatio will take off his shades and make a witty quip in the first 3 minutes of any crime scene. And, if the jury is still out at 5 till the hour, then it was the rich person who had the illegitimate affair, but is going to get away with it becuase it’s an election year. Therefore to stop any unnecessary frivolous legal action against me I will say that I really don’t think that Howard K Stern is a Murderer. Or that He Killed Anna Nicole Smith and Her Son with a lethal concoction of drugs and human suffering. I think he’s a really great guy and really good cryer. So real! See what I did? CTRL-B is the real MURDERER! Now to show my respect for the dead, naked pictures Anna Nicole. RIP, baby.