Yep its summer. I’m drunk and I stopped watching Extra and Access Hollywood. I have no idea what’s going on with Britney, Lindsay or Paris. And I don’t give a shit. Pop culture has become so blase to me that I won’t even stop to put the accent ague on it. Paris is out of jail, Lindsay is in rehab, Amy Winehouse is in rehab, Angelina wants a new baby. Brains = blown out of skull.

Here are some old candids of Anna Kournikova’s Eastern bloc beaver. Pass the hot sauce tovarisch.

Links if you made it this far.

• Cute College girl of the week: Kelly from DePaul with DeBigass Titties. (CH)
• Quiz: Are you a lesbian? Maybe you just like the way girls taste? (QR)
• Ben Kinglsey is a perv. So are you. (Holy Candy)
• Sienna Miller is bangin Boromir. (Yeeeah)
• MTV the Hill GIRL FIGHT. Except not really. (IBBB)
• Jessica Alba sees chilly. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge… (Ninja Dude)
• Jessica Alba and JT shakin’ up? (Glitterati)
• Donny and Marie making out after all these years (Seriously OMG)
• Anne hathaway has renaissance tits. (DS)
• Totally hot, cute, smart British chick who has nothing to do with anything, but she’s amazing. (Muffy)
• Said she needs to go to rehab… quitter. (Bumpshack)
• Stardust was more than a Potter/Rings/LadyHawke/Dark Crystal clone. (Pajiba)
• Isla Fisher still hot. Still Aussie. (tasteful)
• Nicole Richie is a fat fatty. (Notorious)
• Lacey Chabert is still hot, alive. (Bastardly)