Angelina Jolie is pregnant again –and she is expecting lover Brad Pitt’s twins, Star has confirmed.

Angie only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals. (source)

There’s not much to say here except, if I were Brad Pitt I would keep Angelina Jolie pregnant all the time too. That’s how you get a good woman, fellas. You seduce her with your ability to listen, and your kind words and cuddling, then you trap her by getting her pregnant. It’s all XBox’s and Budweisers after that. I’m a tiger ladies. True story.


Here’s Angelina trying to ride a bike in New Orleans. In pic 4 for some reason, she’s got a melted baby which kinda takes the sexiness out any picture if you ask me.

Angelina Jolie recently said that watching Brad Pitt with their children has given her emotions she’s never felt before and says that she was “blown away” by how well Brad has taken to fatherhood.

Angelina – who adopted Maddox and Zahara before she started dating the actor – said: “Brad has been an incredibly supportive and caring man and a great father. It means a lot to me to have him in my life and to be there for our children because I was prepared and even resigned to raise them alone.”You can’t know how good a father a man will be without actually seeing him in that role. But Brad is so good with Mad, and they’ve bonded in such a beautiful way that it almost makes me cry – and I never cry.” (source)

So.. she’s dead inside. That reminds me a lot of my mom except for the big tits, super hotness, and wanting to sleep her with part.

Links because you’re dead inside like me.

• More nude Kim Kardashian in Playboy. Armenian tits, huzzah. (Crave)
• Sam Raimi talks Spider Man (Gutter Bleed)
• Megan Fox needs to get real and start dating me. (Bastardly)
• Britney runs red lights because she hates children (Yeeeah)
• Some slutty chick from The Hills broke up with some dude from The Hills. (IBBB)
• Britney failed her drug test because she loves drugs. (Evil Beet)
• Writers of all the good shows are on strike because they hate being poor. (GoT)
• Alicia Keyes needs to rethink her MySpace password. (Glitterati)
• Calendar of whores. (Jordan)
• Lindsay Lohan upskirt because she hates herself. (Drunken Stepfather)

Reports were everywhere yesterday that Angelina Jolie and her estranged father, actor Jon Voight, had a secret meeting in New York, but turns out it didn’t happen. Us Magazine says:

Though a source tells Us it was the late Marcheline Bertrand’s “dying wish” that ex-husband Jon Voight, 68, and their daughter, Angelina Jolie, 32, make amends, it hasn’t happened yet. The Internet buzzed with rumors of a truce when Voight was spotted October 7 at the Waldorf-Astoria, the NYC hotel where Jolie is staying. But Voight’s rep tells Us, “It’s all a mistake. They didn’t see each other all weekend.”

Whew, that was close. If I was Brad Pitt, I’d talk to someone about taking a restraining order out on Jon Voight, because nothing beats big tits and daddy issues. They only thing that might be better is a hot chick with the self-esteem of a nuclear spill victim. All you have to do is say her hair looks nice and two minutes later her panties will be on the ceiling fan and you’ll be getting rode like a mechanical bull.

Source

According to reports, Angelina Jolie is upset over the fact that heart recent biopic – about Mariane Pearl and her slain husband, journalist Daniel Pearl – was box office failure.

According to a source close to Angelina Jolie, 32, the actress is “devastated” by the audience rejection of her movie A Mighty Heart (it has earned just $9 million).

“She poured her heart into the story and can’t believe people don’t understand how important it is,” the insider tells Us Weekly in this week’s issue. (source)

Angelina, wanna guess why nobody went to see it? WE KNOW THE ENDING. We saw the whole gruesome thing play out on CNN just a few years ago. Why watch a movie that dramatizes an already traumatic event in our very recent – and very raw history. We were just getting used to not seeing beheadings on Youtube and you go and make a movie about it. That’s kinda rubbing it in our faces – and not in a good way. It’s a funny aspect about American viewing audiences we’re not the type to go for that. We’re brash that way. We don’t mind sad stuff, (hell I cried when they shot Ole Yeller), and we don’t mind biographies that end in tragedy, but give us some time let the rawness fade before you shove it right back down our throats in the thinly veiled guise of a reminder of a terrible tragedy. We got that part. Really.

Here’s a clue:

• Movie about 911 and New York being devastated that ends with two lucky survivors? FLOP.
• Movie about a giant robots devastating NY that ends with two lucky survivors: BOX OFFICE SMASH.

True story. People see movies to forget how shitty the world can be, not to be reminded. Real life is outside our windows and on our 50″ plasmas 24/7. We need a god damn break sometimes. Not smug, psuedo-activism shoved down our throats by privileged Hollywood elite of the type who fly to environmental benefits in private jets and “greenlight” films that tiptoe extremely close to exploitation. The reason A Mighty Heart failed is the same reason Babel didn’t. Not in my back yard applies in full force here – and a very real American dead guy is all up in our backyard. So from me, and everybody else, can you go back to doing some T/A movies. And for god’s sake,eat some fried chicken or something. Here’s Angelina in ELLE thinking about ways to make you cry. Plus one NSFW for old times sake.

Someone give that girl some soul food. I mean, she’s been to Africa, and that’s the mother of all souls but girlfriend needs some sammies. I’ve got a cure for that flat ass and those bony arms; it’s called fried chicken and sweet potato pie. Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s not that she isn’t gorgeous. She’s got that motherly glow, totally in-love, blood drinker thing going for her; it’s just that if you take away those 15 pounds of hair and 9 pound lips, you’re left with a skeleton with some gnarly tattoos in expensive shoes.

Here are a few pics of her the Oceans 13 premiere. Enjoy Angelina Skeletor at your own leisure.

{Ed. note: I don’t know Em, she still has her rack. Other than that she’s real fat fatty.-Fatback}