NSFW - Fatback Media » Amy Winehouse http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:15:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Blond Bomb (No Shell) http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/01/11/blond-bomb-no-shell/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/01/11/blond-bomb-no-shell/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:17:54 +0000 Lennox Miller http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/01/11/blond-bomb-no-shell/ You Are Too Gorgeous, Amy!
You know when female celebs want to reinvent themselves or make a statement and they go blonde? Well, look who joined the club. Only I’m rather certain this was an at-home job because any credible stylist would have had the sense to also lighten Amy’s black brows. No one can pull off black eyebrows and platinum hair. Then again, I’m not sure what look Amy could actually pull off and look human.

And she offers astute self-evaluation to OK! magazine as she explains why she looks heroin-chic:

“I’ve lost the weight because I don’t smoke weed anymore. I go to the gym, I drink a lot of water and I eat right. I feel bad for Victoria Beckham because I see pictures of her and they’ve made her thighs look smaller. They’ve done that to me, and it’s horrible. I’ve always had skinny little bird legs, but they’ve made them smaller.”

I totally believe that Amy eats right and goes to the gym. She’s the damn pinnacle of health. Wow, I wonder if she believes her own bullshit. Scary.
Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?Look at All the Cuts/Scars on Her Arm!!!Notice the Coke Residue in Her Nose. Classy!I Wonder How Many Times the Photog Had to Remind Amy to Sit Like a Lady . . .

Share the naked celebrity goodness, y'all!
  • StumbleUpon
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Fark
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • MySpace
]]> http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2008/01/11/blond-bomb-no-shell/feed/ 2