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Starlet (and apparently giant person) Amanda Bynes says she was preyed on by industry pervs who tried to seduce her when she was just a teenager. She cites good upbringing, moral values and a dislike for old Jewish men as the reasons she stayed out of trouble.

The 21-year-old, who refuses to reveal the culprits, claims her good upbringing gave her the wits and strength to rebuff their advances.

She says, “I definitely met some guys who go for young girls. My parents taught me to watch out for those guys. Guys who like interchangeable young actresses.” The Hairspray actress also dislikes actresses who hook up with wealthy men just for their money: “I don’t need a man for money or fame. I make my own money.” (source)

You. Go. Girl. I totally respect her for being a classy young lady. But let’s face it, her career has suffered for it. The only reason teen movies are ever given the greenlight is because the movie industry is full of pervs. Yeah, you may have to suck a wrinkly cock or two, but you want to be famous right? Like Hannah Montana, right? Come on sweetie. Have seat on daddy’s couch. I’ll get you a juice box and tell you a story. Happy ending? Oh, I promise.

Apparently, Amanda Bynes doesn’t have friends like Emma Watson or she would have been able to get served alcohol when she was out in Boston recently promoting her new movie entitled, “Hackneyed script fron the 80’s which sucked except for the nude scene at the end, but this movie will probably not have a nude scene which means it will completely suck“. Okay, it’s really called “She’s the man“, but it’s a total ripoff remake of the “Just One of the guys“. To my point:

March 8, 2006 — TEEN queen Amanda Bynes had to settle for soft drinks on a recent trip to Boston. The 19-year-old actress was carded with her “She’s the Man” co-stars during dinner at Todd English’s Bonfire. Their handler, Dayna D’Itria, objected, saying, “I spoke to the manager, and I thought we had an understanding,” a Page Six spy reports. After IDs were checked, everyone but Bynes ordered cocktails – but the server declined to bring them two drinks apiece as they had ordered. A spokeswoman for Bonfire said, “We abide by Massachusetts state law. We’re not in the business of serving teens alcohol.” A rep for Bynes said, “She never asked for a drink.” (source)

Apparently, Amanda (et al) were doing a press junket for the movie, which is why they were in Boston. And by press junket I think they were signing autographs at the Cambridgeside Mall near the food court. I’m not saying that the movie will suck, well, yes I am am. But I am also saying that the bar at my apartment in Boston is always open. And if you’re hot and slutty the bouncers don’t card you. And before you get all crazy and judgemental on me I did say they had to be slutty. Besides, it’s not like I have ever served underaged girls alcohol on my roofdeck. Wait. Yes I have.