Tony Parker is having an affair with French model Alexandra Paressant, at least according to an X-17 interview. Tony Parker, the 6′2″ guard for the Spurs recently wed actress Eva Longoria in Paris, which is where the tryst with Paressant reportedly began.

The top model [Alexandra Paressant] recalls how during Eva and Tony’s wedding on July 7, 2007, the NBA player was looking at her with a wandering eye. The two were eventually introduced to each other by mutual friend, star soccer player Thierry Henry.

Alex and Tony later exchanged sexually explicit text messages and phone calls until
September 29 when Tony was in Paris at the Park Hyatt hotel where the two slept
together. The continued seeing each other night after night until he left to San
Antonio.

“We had room service. He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She do not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne,” Alexandra told X17online. (source)

I don’t understand this. If you’re an NBA star that’s pretty much license to bang any hot chick you want (with or without their permission in some cases …holla back, Kobe!) so why marry a chick 2 feet shorter than you, who won’t go doggy style and doesn’t like happy endings? You don’t marry girls like that, you pressure them to threesomes and make them cry.

PS. This Alexandra chick used to date another professional athlete, soccer player Ronaldinho. So I’m thinking she may have a bad case of the whores. Here’s more Alexandra Paressant doing what she does best. Ah well, bien perdu bien…

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