Matthew Roloff, one of the stars on TLC’s “Little People, Big World” has been taking drinking lessons from Lindsay Lohan. According to a police report, a Deputy in Washington County, Oregon saw a white van weaving about. The deputy stopped the vehicle and identified the man as the mini-star Roloff.

Supposedly, little man failed the field sobriety test. Don’t tell me how the fuck he managed to miss that big honker of his. I never would have thought it possible for such a tiny man to have such a huge beak. His mugshot reminds me of some sort of twisted lawn gnome. Scary stuff.

But anyway, he failed the field sobriety test, then refused to take a breathalyzer down at the station. He was charged with a citation, then released.

What I am wondering is this…does celebrity justice now extend to crappy reality TV stars? I think people should cut him some slack because he may be short in stature, but he’s a giant at heart. Plus, you know only takes one beer to fuck a midget up. More Alessandra Ambrosio if you click the images, because tall people are sexy.

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I’m in Boston enjoying the sweet spring weather that New England has to offer and so I can see the Boston Marathon. The temp is a balmy 38 degrees with periods of sleet and freezing rain and I have to say, if you’re anywhere else on the earth then I fucking hate you right now. I’m this close to being drunk, and I can’t wait to tackle the dude who wins this thing. (Why would anyone run 26 miles when you can drive and get there like 2 hours quicker?). So, the bottom line is a link post, from my PDA. And from my PDA this chick looks hot. Her name is Nadia Bjorlin and besides having doe (in the headlights) eyes and a huge rack she can be seen in such roles as “pretty girl #1 in “Jake in Progress” or Cloe on “Days of our Lives”.  I never watch soap operas because the story lines are too close for comfort. That whole John Black/ Roman Brady thing, was like a page right out of my life. I’m not who you think I am ladies. LINKS!

• Michelle Monaghan. I’d like to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang…oh whatever. (Bastardly)
• Joe Francis is gonna do some anal. And not the good kind. (IDLYITW)
• Pam Anderson’s boobs are so real. So supple. (ICYDK)
• Jessica Biel like the ladies. Me too! We’re destined to be together. (DS)
• Slow Burn is really slow, but they eventually get around to showing Jolene Blalock’s boobies. Is she black? White? Vulcan? (Pajiba)
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• Alessandra Ambrosio rectifies the imbalance in the space time continuum. (Hollywood tuna)
• Kristanna Loken and I should fight for who can be the dirtiest. (Glitterati)

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