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Matthew Roloff, one of the stars on TLC’s “Little People, Big World” has been taking drinking lessons from Lindsay Lohan. According to a police report, a Deputy in Washington County, Oregon saw a white van weaving about. The deputy stopped the vehicle and identified the man as the mini-star Roloff.

Supposedly, little man failed the field sobriety test. Don’t tell me how the fuck he managed to miss that big honker of his. I never would have thought it possible for such a tiny man to have such a huge beak. His mugshot reminds me of some sort of twisted lawn gnome. Scary stuff.

But anyway, he failed the field sobriety test, then refused to take a breathalyzer down at the station. He was charged with a citation, then released.

What I am wondering is this…does celebrity justice now extend to crappy reality TV stars? I think people should cut him some slack because he may be short in stature, but he’s a giant at heart. Plus, you know only takes one beer to fuck a midget up. More Alessandra Ambrosio if you click the images, because tall people are sexy.

I’m in Boston enjoying the sweet spring weather that New England has to offer and so I can see the Boston Marathon. The temp is a balmy 38 degrees with periods of sleet and freezing rain and I have to say, if you’re anywhere else on the earth then I fucking hate you right now. I’m this close to being drunk, and I can’t wait to tackle the dude who wins this thing. (Why would anyone run 26 miles when you can drive and get there like 2 hours quicker?). So, the bottom line is a link post, from my PDA. And from my PDA this chick looks hot. Her name is Nadia Bjorlin and besides having doe (in the headlights) eyes and a huge rack she can be seen in such roles as “pretty girl #1 in “Jake in Progress” or Cloe on “Days of our Lives”.  I never watch soap operas because the story lines are too close for comfort. That whole John Black/ Roman Brady thing, was like a page right out of my life. I’m not who you think I am ladies. LINKS!

• Michelle Monaghan. I’d like to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang…oh whatever. (Bastardly)
• Joe Francis is gonna do some anal. And not the good kind. (IDLYITW)
• Pam Anderson’s boobs are so real. So supple. (ICYDK)
• Jessica Biel like the ladies. Me too! We’re destined to be together. (DS)
• Slow Burn is really slow, but they eventually get around to showing Jolene Blalock’s boobies. Is she black? White? Vulcan? (Pajiba)
• The Tudors on Showtime is the new Skinemax. Skinudors. (D-Listed)
• Alessandra Ambrosio rectifies the imbalance in the space time continuum. (Hollywood tuna)
• Kristanna Loken and I should fight for who can be the dirtiest. (Glitterati)