Alena Seredova is nude, Czech and has perfect, perfect eastern bloc breasts. During the cold war I spent sometime in Czechoslovakia for some hush-hush embassy infiltrations and pink gins. I can’t really talk about it. I can talk about Alena Seredova’s amazing rack though. But why ruin the moment with words?

This is Alena Seredova, who according to Wikipedia is a top Czech model who gets nude a lot and has several accents on her name that my computer can’t make. It easy to understand why the cold war went on so long if this is what the Eastern Bloc was hiding all those years. Fortunately, we had hot water, twin razors, good dental care and a thriving porn industry to lavish on all these unfortunate hotties. God bless the USA!

Links comrade. More naked Czech action after the jump. NSFW

• FHM’s Brooke in various state of undress and 100% hot. (FHM Online)
• Jessica Simpson still has a world class rack. I’m a gentleman like that. (notorious)
• Haley from UNCW is the hot girl of the week. I tink I have a fever, nurse. (College Humor)
• DMX might have been into deeper shit than Michael Vick. Dayum. (yeeeah)
• Michael Vick booted from the NFL. (Ninja Dude)
• Ann Coulter got a boob job. For Jesus and the NRA. (City rag)
• Jake Gyllenhaal is straight as a board. A board that loves men and has gay man sex. (IDLYITW)
• Britney Spears investigated for child abuse. (Allie)
• Hayden Panetierre in FHM UK you fucking perv. (Jordan)
• The Teen Choice this year? Jailbait whores of course. (DS)
• Case in point RE: the previous bullet (Bastardly)