NSFW – Fatback Media

Haggis, anyone?

I think my stalker worthy obsession with Kelly Brook is well known, and I can only think of one person who may have me beat  on this.  This is Kelly Brook, nude in an *ahem* Men’s Magazine. See, that’s sarcasm because this magazine is known for photoshopping the soul right out of their models. And by soul I mean cellulite and ass pimples. My Kelly doesn’t have those, so I’m wondering why the photoshoppers did all that work on her face. Jesus, it’s not like she’s 31 or something.