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Now this is a book signing I’d like to attend. Usually you have an author who’s a greasy haired shut-in that smells like cigarettes and Hot Pockets signing books for a crowd of 8 or 9 at the Barnes and Noble. However, Jordan takes this shit seriously. She showed up dressed like Wonder Woman’s slutty stripper sister with confetti male models and proceeded to show everyone her nipples. Advantage: Jordan.

Here’s the official description of Jordan: Pushed to the Limit, the sequel (oh yeah, that’s right) to her last book Jordan: A whole New World.

Picking up where Jordan: A Whole New World left off, this is an up front and intensely personal account of life in front of and behind the cameras, by Britain’s favourite celebrity, Jordan, aka Katie Price. (Amazon)

Because research is my kryptonite, I offer the following made-up synopsis of the book (SPOILER ALERT):

Hi I’m Jordan. I have big tits and I like to fuck rich guys. Tee hee! I’m an author! Just like Judge Judy! My life is really hard. Boo hiss! Wanna see my tits? The End.

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