Megan Fox, Single?!?
The rumor mill today was grinding out break-up news with plenty of detail about Megan Fox and fiance David Silver Brian Austin Green. Some eavesdroppers eating lunch at the Daily Grill in close proximity to Brian Austin Green reported quite a story. Supposedly Brian (Brian Austin? What are you supposed to address this guy as?) was freaking out on the phone with a friend for over an hour about how controlling Megan is. The source reports:
“The entire relationship was based on her terms, beginning with a ‘white board,’ upon which the pair would document the amount of time allotted to their relationship, family, and work. Green strove to maintain a fifty percent balance between time spent each other, and time spent apart. Fox, however, would sneak behind his back and erase planned dates with Green in order to have more time away from him. In fact, she would regularly cancel plans at the last moment, often by text.”
Okay, assuming this total hearsay is true, the white board idea is seriously retarded on Megan’s part. Plus, cancelling dates with her fiance via text is totally inconsiderate. But let’s be real here: Brian Austin Green hasn’t been famous since maybe 1995; Megan Fox is smokin’ hot and currently stars in blockbuster movies. He needs to stop complaining, let her erase those dates, and have people continue to ponder what she sees in him.
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By Lennox Miller
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February 1st, 2008 at 1:42 pm
[...] usual until I saw these photos…. interesting stuff… downright pathological (her words!) Is Megan Fox Single? Fatback got a laugh out of me by referring to Brian Austin Douchebag as David Silver [...]
February 1st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Oh my god! Does Fatback know about this? I think he likes her…
February 1st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
She will be mine….
February 1st, 2008 at 3:30 pm
[...] - Sarah Silverman Is Funny [Dlisted] - American baby hater Angelina Jolie [Tasteful Celebs] - For The Ladies: David Beckham [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] - Star Jones is Unemployed Again [Cele|bitchy] - Megan Fox, Single?!? [Fatback and Collards] [...]
February 1st, 2008 at 5:02 pm
lmao. David Silver lol. She is a beauty, can’t hate on her fo shiz z
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:07 am
[...] - Sarah Silverman Is Funny [Dlisted] - American baby hater Angelina Jolie [Tasteful Celebs] - For The Ladies: David Beckham [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] - Star Jones is Unemployed Again [Cele|bitchy] - Megan Fox, Single?!? [Fatback and Collards] [...]
February 5th, 2008 at 1:48 am
[...] Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox schedule their lives on a white board. No word on when Brian and Megan became management consultants. [Fatback] [...]
February 5th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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