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Charlize Theron is Geographical

I like geography, and steak!

In an interview recently, Charlize Theron got a little mixed up with her geography when she repeatedly confused Budapest, the capital of Hungary for Istanbul, the largest city in Turkey.

The blonde Oscar winner talked passionately about visiting Budapest and mentioned the Hungarian capital three times by name in an interview.

Except she meant the Turkish city of Istanbul, which she visited with her boyfriend actor Stuart Townsend while the pair “backpacked” around the world.

The 32-year-old South African actress said: “We went to Turkey. When we got over there, we rented a car and we drove all the way to Budapest. By the time we got to Budapest it was like the Cannes Film Festival, I’d never seen anything like it.” (source)

Honestly, I don’t see what the problem is. She’s not a teacher, she’s a hot blond who likes to show her tits. That’s what hot blonds do. When you see Charlize Theron in movie you expect her to pull her top off and dance around not expound on the fall of the Byzantine empire and rise of the Ottoman Turks. Istanbul or Constantinople? It’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

See my tits? I win!This is all the schoolin’ I ever needed.I swear to show my tits…You think I’m smart, right?

Smartypants update: Big props to eagle-eyed Hertog Jan for catching my own geography blunder. I originally had Istanbul as the capital of Turkey, when everyone who knows their Asia Minor knows the capital is actually Ankara.  Don’t smuggle hash kids!

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7 Comments to “Charlize Theron is Geographical”

  1. Speedmonkey Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    it was like the cannes film festival… hey, work with what you know.

  2. CELEBRITY SATAN. COM » Satan On Parade Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 3:29 pm

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  3. beezusjesus Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Okay, am I the only one who got the ‘they might be giants’ reference here? thanks guys for invoking some great stuff there! xoxo

  4. Hertog Jan Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 2:47 am

    Nice one fatback! You’re even more confused than she is. Instanbul is NOT the capital of Turkey, it’s Ankara

  5. Gotoschool! Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 3:19 am

    Ankara is the capital of Turkey

  6. fatback Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 am

    Beezusjesus: TMBG rule. You’re not the boss of me.

    Also, Hertog: Dude I changed the blurb and gave you credit for catching my mistype. Can a brotha catch a break?

  7. Hertog Jan Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 5:51 am

    Thanx man

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