Britney Spears Can’t be Bothered With Your American Laws
Britney Spears has (so far) failed to show up for yet another court appearance, for which she was duly subpoenaed, to discuss the custody of her two children. Kevin Federline, showed up 30 minutes early wearing a suit. Perhaps Britney feels like our yankee, redbricker American laws don’t apply to her because she’s from East London all of a sudden. Oi, ‘nutha pint o’ lager, Mary.
Shortly after 9 a.m. (the hearing was scheduled to begin at 9:30), Federline appeared, wearing a blue pinstripe suit and looking confident and upbeat.
As the hearing time passed, Spears, 26, remained at home. A source said she had “no plans” to attend the session. Another source said she had been “strongly advised” by her legal team to attend the hearing, adding that the singer was told that “her attendance is important.” (source)
It’s pretty much a sure bet she’ll lose her kids, but I think we all saw that coming. Britney is a selfish bitch who hates her kids and she’s the worst mom ever. She makes Susan Smith look like Mother Theresa. At least Susan Smith blamed it on getting long shanked by black dude when she drove her kids into the lake. Racism sucks!
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By Fatback
3 Comments to “Britney Spears Can’t be Bothered With Your American Laws”
January 15th, 2008 at 8:57 am
fatback, i think you and i are the only ones old enough to remember the susan smith story! did that tramp get shanked in prison yet?
January 15th, 2008 at 9:25 am
HAHA. I’m young as fuck dude. I just cut my hair to look like it’s receding, because it would be too much young raw sexual power otherwise.
January 15th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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