Nicole Kidman is Pregnant: Redux

Um. Okay. I guess Nicole Kidman really is pregnant this time. Maybe the first one (last week) didn’t take and she’s newly 12 weeks pregnant. Whatever.

Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban are expecting their first child, her rep confirms.

“The couple are thrilled,” Catherine Olim says in a statement. (source)

I’m glad she got pregnant after Tom Cruise instead of with Tom Cruise because then her baby would have to fight Katie Holmes’s baby and the winner would eat the loser baby and then destroy the earth. So, all in all, I think we dodged a bullet on that one. Even though I think she died 9 years ago at the hands of a vampire, Nicole Kidman still looks pretty fucking hot and you have to respect a girl that pale going out in the sunlight wearing see thru clothing.