Amanda Bynes stays away from pervs

I’m not jailbait anymore you fucking perv.

Starlet (and apparently giant person) Amanda Bynes says she was preyed on by industry pervs who tried to seduce her when she was just a teenager. She cites good upbringing, moral values and a dislike for old Jewish men as the reasons she stayed out of trouble.

The 21-year-old, who refuses to reveal the culprits, claims her good upbringing gave her the wits and strength to rebuff their advances.

She says, “I definitely met some guys who go for young girls. My parents taught me to watch out for those guys. Guys who like interchangeable young actresses.” The Hairspray actress also dislikes actresses who hook up with wealthy men just for their money: “I don’t need a man for money or fame. I make my own money.” (source)

You. Go. Girl. I totally respect her for being a classy young lady. But let’s face it, her career has suffered for it. The only reason teen movies are ever given the greenlight is because the movie industry is full of pervs. Yeah, you may have to suck a wrinkly cock or two, but you want to be famous right? Like Hannah Montana, right? Come on sweetie. Have seat on daddy’s couch. I’ll get you a juice box and tell you a story. Happy ending? Oh, I promise.

I will crush your village.My legs go all the way up to here. Perv.Side view for the movie producers.God damn I’m tall.

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    Man there is a fantasy in the making, Amanda Bynes and Brittany Snow! Since I have nothing to do with Hollywood and she is no longer a teenager where do I sign up?

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