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According to friends family and even Dr. Phil, Britney Spears may be bipolar. Which may explain her erratic behavior over the last 2, 5, 10 years.

Two separate sources who are acquaintances of the family believe the singer has never been formally diagnosed with bipolar disorder, but “there is no question she is bipolar … she’s had manic episodes for years.”  (source)

There are two things that cause bipolar disorder (or bipolar mania as it is termed in the psychological journals).

1. Jack
2. Shit

Bipolar Mania is a made up term used to sell prescription medication to rich teenagers who act up and get labeled misunderstood and sick instead of what they really are: spoiled fucking brats. You give any reasonable person on earth more money than they can spend and a undeserved sense of entitlement and they will be textbook “manic”. Take away their toys [read:children here] and they get “depressed”. Awwww. See how that works? You don’t need a degree in psychology to deal with Britney Spears, you need a strong pimp hand. If her parents had spent more time teaching her to be a polite young lady instead of a how to dance like a whore at 14 maybe she wouldn’t be so fucked up, but how would Pfizer make its Q2 earnings this year?

That said. Now that she’s all vulnerable and medicated, it’s probably a good time to hit that shit.  She has two kids, so we know she puts out.