Lily Allen likes it in the Dooky Chute
You have no idea how long I have waited to use dooky chute in the title of a post. The reason I created this site in the first place was to one day be able to say dooky chute in a real live post. Well folks, that day has obviously come. Lily Allen the cute little gangsta girl from the UK recently found out she’s pregnant and also recently told her family that she lets her boyfriend (Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers) drive the Hershey highway.
The pop star, famous for hits Smile and LDN, made the shocking revelation to her father after he questioned whether she had slept with the 37-year-old.
Allen, 22, announced she was expecting her first child with Simons, her boyfriend of three months, last week before she let her secret slip on Channel 4’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year.
“My dad’s wife said maybe you’re pregnant. I said no I’m not pregnant and my dad went: ‘Are you telling me you and your boyfriend have had sex?”
“I thought I would write a song about it that goes: ‘I didn’t know you could pregnant from the bum bum”. (source)
Bum-bum sex. Well, when she puts it that way, I’m sure her dad was just fine with it and not at all thinking about some aging DJ goring out his little girl’s asshole with her face pushed into a pillow. Cute!
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Written by Fatback on January 2, 2008 – 1:47 pm
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January 2nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
That should be a law.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I think she looks cute!
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
[...] Not into British angst? Well, Lily Allen also likes it in the dooky chute! How d’ya like her now? (Fatback) [...]
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Hmmm. Good photo, but scratch that silk purse, and you’ll surely find the sow’s ear lurking just underneath the surface.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Reminds me of the old joke;
She; “Honey, now that we’re married, would you like me to turn over? Try the ‘other side’?”
He; “What, are you nuts? and fill the house full of little brats?”
January 4th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I would love to gore out his Lily’s asshole with her face pushed into a pillow. HAWT!
January 5th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
SMH, but I think she was kidding