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In the it had to happen white trash news of the week, 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

A source tells us the interview, which hits stands tomorrow, is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit’s younger sister, star of Nick’s “Zoey 101,” says she’s keeping the baby. (source)

Wow. Jamie Lynn Spears  is 16 years old and she’s pregnant. By a kid she met at church. And she’s keeping the baby. That family is probably worth a billion dollars and they’re still  manage to be more white trash than pig fucking hillbillies living in home-made houses in Appalachia. At least the hillbillies know when to throw someone down a hillside. The thing that sucks is that Jamie Lynn started out with such potential and she could have risen above all the bullshit that her sister has wrought to become a beautiful, dignified young actress. But now she’s gonna be another worn out trailer park momma with a baby on one hip, a cigarette and GED.

Oh, if you’re wondering why I’m using these old pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears with the huge herpes canker on her lip, it’s because I’m a dick.

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