Britney is getting married

Looks like Britney Spears is about to get married again. And why not? That’s what white trash people do when they run out of stuff to say or get bored being white trash. That, and they have babies that always seem smudged.

The ‘Gimme More’ singer - whose 2004 Vegas wedding to childhood friend Jason Alexander was annulled after 55 hours - is reportedly infatuated with assistant Sam Lufti and has already told ex-husband Kevin Federline and her lawyers she is planning to tie the knot.

A source said: “Britney is completely under Sam’s spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes care of everything.
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“Her lawyers have begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening.” (source)

She should just go ahead and buy the duct tape and shovel and drive herself out into the desert to save that Lufti guy some steps, because I think we all can see where this is going.