Adrianne Curry gives the greatest gift of all

Adrianne Curry is an unbelievably hot model who inextricably married a Christopher Knight, a goofy dude from the Brady Bunch. Because she’s all about giving and true meaning of Christmas, she decided to give her husband the greatest gift of all: Nude lesbian pictures of her and some other hot chicks. Christopher Knight wept with joy and realized that it was a true Christmas miracle. Except not.

Former THE BRADY BUNCH star CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT threatened to leave his model wife ADRIANNE CURRY when she posed for sexy lesbian photos – as a birthday gift. The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate. The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans – but they started a new one. In the tense episode, which will air in January (08), Knight says of the photo gift, “It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation.” (source)

It’s kind of like that O. Henry story where the dude sells his watch to buy his wife combs and she sells her hair to buy her husband a watch chain and they learn that love is the greatest gift of all, except here, the wife gets naked with 2 other girls and the husband IS A GOD DAMNED IDIOT. The end.

More spicy curry after the jump…

Hot girl-on-girl update: Gone Hollywood has what is purported to be the lesbian photo in question. Don’t click the image unless you want to punch Christopher Knight in the scrotum for being an asshat.

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