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Jennifer Love Hewitt has spent her entire career in movies, bra commercials, and Maxim with her rack hanging out, doing her share to perpetuate the evil media’s image of female beauty. Last week, her fat ass was photographed in a bikini. Magically, she is now a champion of scrutinized women everywhere. At the New York Dolce & Gabbana fragrance launch party this week, the controversy caused several female celebrities to speak out. They told People:

Petra Nemcova: “There are different angles that everybody, even if you’re in great shape, can look bad in a photograph. And printing these images is definitely influencing people’s minds…It’s definitely good that she spoke out.”

Rosario Dawson: “They’ll make a whole story about it if someone gains 5 lbs…It makes me really nervous, because I don’t know how in the world we’re supposed to be that thin unless we’re totally starving and drugging up.”

Anne Hathaway: “[As an actress], most of the year, your body is your own. But to be ridiculed for it is upsetting…I don’t think women should only be defined by their bodies and their weight. It’s a cycle we’ve been in for some time, and I don’t really like it.”

All three of these chicks are skinny and hot, so I guess they were just trying to be nice. I applaud them because that can be hard to do when you’re perfect. I can relate. When I won my first “Best Achievement in Superman That Ho” award, I did my best to thank everyone involved. That’s right, I said first. Bitch, don’t hate!