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Britney Spears was scheduled to shoot the video for her new single, “Pieces of Me”, last Tuesday, but of course she couldn’t be bothered to show up. That is, until Jive decided not to put the $5000,000 production to waste and called one of their upstart acts, Samantha Jade (this piece of ass), to shoot her video instead. Page Six reports:

“Jive hired Wayne Isham to direct, had all the dancers there – hair, makeup and everything,” our source added. “But she refused to come. Jive was really upset. They were already paying everyone overtime, and finally Britney showed up 12 hours late – but only after they told her they were going to give the video shoot to another Jive artist, Samantha Jade.”…”They were going to recalibrate it for Samantha, because it was too expensive to just scrap,” our source said. “Britney finally showed up when she realized a new, younger, hotter girl would take her slot.”

Britney Spears is a moron with only enough brain activity not to be on a feeding tube, so this sounds about right. In her mind she’s untouchable, an international pop princess with millions of adoring fans worldwide. In reality, she’s easily replaced by some chick no one’s ever heard of. The only way to get Britney somewhere on time is to replace her alarm clock with an oven timer.

Note: You can watch one of Samantha Jade’s videos here, but just know that I’m gonna call you a queer.