NSFW – Fatback Media

Every year we stop to give thanks for all our blessings and we have huge feasts with food and wine and spirits and every one is merry.. like the squirrels. I think the meaning of Thanksgiving has been lost in cacophony of commercialism and greed that we Americans have worked so hard to establish.

Thanksgiving isn’t about being thankful for what you have, it’s about being thankful for religious persecution by the British. If not for the religious intolerance of the Church of England (which is ironic, considering the Anglican church was founded on the very premise that the Catholic church doctrine was too rigid…BUT I DIGRESS) then the pilgrims wouldn’t have come to the new world and set up shop on the east coast and settled the first cities that would become America. Sure, they fled religious intolerance only to come here and slaughter thousands of indigenous people whose only crimes were poor shaving habits and not believing in the Lord JC, but that’s neither her nor there. The point is Keeley Hazell has huge tits. And she’s British, so in a way she invented Thanksgiving. True fact.

A whole gaggle of nude Keeley Hazel Pics are after the jump.

Links for the thankful.

• The rest of the Keeley Hazell nude black-and-whites from this set (F&C)
• Jesus has better links thank me (Drunkenstepfather)
• Thanksgiving memory from me. You will probably cry (F&C)
• How to break the internet (Crave)
• Red Hot Chili Peppers sue Showtime for Californication (Allie)
• Mary Kate Olsen hospitalized for anorexia something that is not anorexia (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohans nipples courtesy of Flash photography (City Rag)
• Julia Roberts is kind of a dick (Tasteful Society)
• Fake nude cartoon boobies, but it’s Angelina Jolie. (Bump Shack)
• The little kid from heroes is a piano prodigy. But can he fly? No. No. (Glitterati)
• Marissa Miller is always a good link (Bastardly)