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Not even attempting to hide her symbiotic relationship with the paparazzi, Britney Spears has partnered with photo agency and Britney stalkers, X17, to raise money for UNICEF by auctioning a signed CD on eBay. In a press release issued by X17, somebody else other than Britney Spears said:

“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.”

Calm down Britney fans. Please try to remember that Britney’s part ended with her taking a sharpie and scribbling her name on the front of a CD. She didn’t fly a cargo plane of supplies over Africa. It was a nice thought though. Maybe they can donate the proceeds to Sean Preston and Jayden James’ dental plan, because apparently Britney’s money is tied up in other investments.

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