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Last night on the CMA’s Kellie Pickler broke down and cried like a little girl during a song she wrote about her deadbeat mother who apparently abandoned her when Kellie was 2. Why was I watching the CMA’s is anybody’s guess.

Oh, I hear the weather’s nice in California,” the former American Idol finalist sang at the end of the song, as the tears began to fall down her cheeks. “And just in case you’re wondering about me/ From now on I won’t be in Carolina/ Your little girl is off to Tennessee.”

Pickler’s mother, Cynthia Malone, has said that she was forced to leave her child because of an abusive relationship with her then-husband. “I knew God had to have a purpose for [Kellie] because there was too many times I would have miscarried because of all the hitting and beating on my stomach,” Malone told the Charlotte Observer in July. (source)

Leave it to a red neck whore to blame her troubles on the 2 year old kid she left in the pickled egg aisle at Piggly Wiggly so she could take off with her “real cowboy”. Horton sat on his egg the whole time, bitch. We know know this ends. The amazing thing about this sad story is that Kellie has a huge rack so once I put the CMA’s on mute and pulled my pants down the whole scene played out a lot better. I’m pretty sure those were tears of joy. And amazement!