NSFW – Fatback Media

I should have posted this three days ago when it was a little more salient, but I’ve neven been known for my punctuality and you’ve never been known to give a shit so here goes. This is Britney Spears at a Halloween party dressed as a red neck whore, which was pretty easy since she is such a red neck whore. Actually she was probably so drunk she thought she was going to family court to get her kids back so she put on her “church clothes”.

What’s so sad is that she’s trying her damnedest pull of the “accidental crotch shot” but it comes off looking like a muddy shrimp net. Zing! I’m from the south.

Links, cher:

•  Halloween hotties (FHM)
• Tracey Morgan is high (Crave Online)
• Tyra Banks has the monster mash in her crotch (IBBB)
• Devon Aoki dressed as an Asian whore, ’cause…well..(Bastardly)
• Petra Nemkova is a trampy Cleopatra (DS)